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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "animals" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Posted by Beowulfsfriend
I was reading about different groups of animals, and people were adding their own funny suggestions. My favorite new one is: An Alibi of Cops.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 18, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 14, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Some people age like fine wine. I age like milk, sour and chunky.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Kynlei
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said, "Do not consume if seal is broken." So I open it up and sure enough....
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Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Oassword
Three Guys joke Three guys walk into a bar that is under construction. Only one guy walks out and regretfully the other two died. They got plastered.
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Sep 22, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law.
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Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
Don't leave.
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Mar 22, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical. "Sorry but where will the child live?" " We have a 75 foot motor home. This is the planned nursery" They show pictures of a space most kids would not have. "Income, its a...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
A year after the flood ended and the animals sent off to procreate Noah went round looking at the animal fecundity. He found the male and female adder snakes under a stone. Noah said after looking at all the little wriggling baby snakes "I see you ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Can you women please please stop leaving the toilet seat down? Is that asking too much huh? LOL
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Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What steps should you take if you ever come across a dangerous animal in the wilderness? Very large ones.
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Aug 21, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Heather2367
The Punderosa.
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Jun 9, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ImitationGame
I wouldn’t do volunteer work if you paid me.
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Jun 9, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by DaveSchumacher
Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR. source:
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Jun 1, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by PeopleSuck
Knock knock
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May 31, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
There was nog in the room except for an occasional table.
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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
An animal that eats without stopping is a hippobottomless
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May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
2 s are at the kitchen table and one has a whole box of animal crackers spread out over it. “Whatcha doing?” the other asks. “Well,” says the first, “the box says not to eat them if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal to see ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Lukian
A stranger enters a small town saloon and orders a drink. A seductive lady comes up to him. They chit chat and she offers him to go up to a room upstairs. They get mind blowing oral . After a nap, the guy gets out of bed, gets dressed then heads for...
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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
Once upon a time there was a zoo in West Virginia that specialized in rare and unusual animals. One day, sadly, its albino toucan died. So the zoo assigned their caretaker Fred to go to Africa to get a new one. But they could't afford to send him on ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Hmmm, so now it is talking animal jokes, eh? A man sees a sign reading "Talking dog for sale – cheap. Inquire wii" Curious, he rang the doorbell. After the owner answered the door, the man asked if the sign was a joke or what. The owner of the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
If three people get together, they call it a threesome. If two people get together, they call it a twosome. I think I figured out why some people call me handsome.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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