I’m out in Colorado Springs.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Sounds like Tennessee (and the rest of the Bible-Belt South). Ugh.

Fox, apoplectic over its own polling showing wide public support for @AOC and @ewarren's wealth tax ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

It makes sense that Republicans would be against fairness. They seem to be against everything good.

Many of Shakespeare's quotes and even, due to the language interpretation today, his words are ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

As a retired lawyer, I thank you for the clarification! :)

This article is for informational purposes only WHAT DO YOU THINK THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

The USA is, at present, a pile of crap. :(

Happy Lunar New Year! What is your year?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I'm a boar. Is that why people yawn when I speak? :P

Humans are predictable. ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

They predicted my reading correctly! :D

The nerd in me is excited!!!!! ??

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Live long and prosper! :)

Which is the correct way

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 4, 2019:

It depends on the purpose of the counting. I can think of purposes for both methods. :)

Send nudes.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 4, 2019:

A bare bear? :D

So, why are you an Atheist?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I have studied the Bible enough to know that it is full of contradictions and false prophecies. If there were a god, would she really claim the Bible to be her word? I have asked many Christians for evidence that the Bible is true and that gods really exist. They have been unable to provide me with any solid evidence at all. Their apologetics are weak and full of holes. The Christian mythology is just as fictitious as the ancient Egyptian, Greek, Norse, Roman and other mythologies.

Not a bad night last night in Islamorada.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I'm feeling sad for the fish..... :(

🤔🤔🤔 makes you go hmmmm

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Well said, Ed. :)

Sometimes a cartoon can speak volumes: [facebook.com]

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Yep. Volumes.

I don't want to spark an outrage but what are your thoughts about Colin Kaepernick and the massive ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I kneel with Mr. Kaepernick. His cause is just, and I agree with it, and with his method of protest. I even wear my Nike shoes with pride. :)

Aaaaand go.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Gods, fairies, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, thinking Christians, .....

Happy level 7 to me!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Bravo! I'm also a 7. :)

I really dont get the point of this site

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Agnostic.com is especially good for those of us who live in the Bible Belt. There are very few people I can talk with in my town who share my point of view. It is refreshing to find other atheists to correspond with. :)

What do you do when a believer gets offended by your question?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

"Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I was just asking an honest question."

Hi. Thinking of a trip to Arizona. Anyone have any comments or suggestions?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I enjoyed popping over the border into Mexico.

40 days of rain

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Some people appear to be completely brainless! :D

Well i thought it was funny.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

That child could star as a super-villain! LOL :P

At what age did you learn about evolution?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I don't remember how old I was when I was first taught about evolution. The more important difference is that evolution is based on science, while creationism is based on mythology. We need more science and less fantasy.

Would you pay extra taxes so that all can get health care?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Yes! We NEED a universal, single-payer health care system! Health care should be a fundamental right.

Goat morning.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Cuuuuuuuuuuuute! :D Good photo, kid. :)

If I wanted culture, I’d leave my yoghurt overnight.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Good one! :D

Do you feel depressed because there is no afterlife?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

No. Knowing that the end is coming, I have more incentive to enjoy every day to the fullest. :) Cheers!

Doo Doo Doo

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

How intimidating can a cop car get?

ameriKKKa... the Rich.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

This country just keeps getting worse and worse. :(

I had said to Many Women in my time.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

My favorite actress. :)

I was just thinking to myself and I decided the worst invention of mankind has been god.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I agree. :)

Frozen spagetti anyone?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Is THAT the Frozen Spaghetti Monster? :P

How do I "take this"?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I think the healthiest response would be to laugh it off. :)

I wonder if this guy likes gay men. [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I'd like to follow him around with some matches. When he farts, I would light it so everyone can see the flame coming out of his butthole. :D

I wonder if this guy likes gay men. [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

He needs to shut that butthole on his face! :)

Does anybody besides me get the sensation that Santa Clause is in fact Jewish? Perhaps hiding it?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

No wonder he didn't eat the ham sandwich I left him last Xmas. Next time I'll put out some matzo ball soup. :D

The kindergarten teacher asked her class if anyone knew what a woodpecker is.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I've heard, too, that the gynecologist in Pinocchio's neighborhood became quite adept at removing splinters. :P

Dear Workweek: For taking too long to come to an end! ??

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I need one of those! :P

A mystery

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

And why the Mormons married multiple women at the same time is a polygamystery. :D

Daily Blasphemy: the Shroud of Turin is horse-shit.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

It is, of course, a fake.

Movie Test! UPDATED How many movies have you seen?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I get a 20. :)

What do Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump have in common?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Shaking hands with Putin is not collusion. Wait until Mueller unloads his evidence against the Fake President. Then you will see why he is far different from the rest.

A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Well written. May I borrow it?

Just like the celebrities who stated they were leaving if Trump gets elected.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hmmmm.... Maybe the Fake President's next plan will be to build the wall out of severed penises.... :P

Just like the celebrities who stated they were leaving if Trump gets elected.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Don't do it! If the whole world goes to pot, you need SOMETHING to make you happy! Keep your dick!

La fontana pui grande e trovare felicita nelle picola cose.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Trovo molta felicità nelle piccole cose. :)

It's cold out here....

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Brrrrrrrr!

Just curious. Does anyone believe in spontaneous human combustion?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Human bodies can burst into flames, but it is not spontaneous. There is always a cause.

May the Farce be with you!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

My friends are hoping the Farce will STOP being with me! Nanu Nanu. :P

May the Farce be with you!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Help me O.D. On Cannabis! You're my only hope!

Who's in with me?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Only if I get to drink alcohol from a Pringles can! :P

That forgiveness thing

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Some churches define repentance as having several steps, including ceasing to commit the "sin." Asking may be enough in some churches, but it is better to improve one's life and become more ethical.

IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER - We all knew it was coming.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

As far as I know, "God" is not a citizen of the US, and he is not registered to vote. So "he" needs to stay OUT of our elections and stop meddling! "He" can go to Hell along with the Russian meddlers.

Would you have voted for Michelle Obama if she ran in 2016?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

YES!!!!!!

Shut up, brain 💤💤💤💤 🧠

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I usually fall asleep within minutes of my head hitting the pillow. My method is to concentrate on the "lights" I still "see" when my eyes are closed. The lights tend to move about and change shapes. I try to make sense of them, telling myself, there's a mountain; there's a man's face; there's a boat on a river; there's an exploding star; depending on how the lights play inside my closed eyes. For some reason, this seems to put me to sleep almost instantly -- maybe because it distracts me from thought-provoking questions like, "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"

He has my symphonies...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Hornestly? :P

What's your Haram score?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Give me a 102. I've done it all except smoking pot & getting a tattoo. :P

What's your favourite toilet paper?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I don't care what brand it is, but I prefer double-ply and extra-strength TP. But better than TP is a bidet. Here's a little song I wrote, sung to the tune of "I Love a Parade." (Note: the word *papier* is French for paper.) I love a bidet. It cleans up my ass much better than grass or even *papier*. I love a bidet. It cleans off my poo dingleberries, too. Hip Hip Hooray! I have no brown streaks on my underwear. And I don't smell worse than a grizzely bear. My wife doesn't run screaming from the bed. And she doesn't barf while she's giving me head. The dogs do not sniff my butt all day long. And that is why I'm singing this song: Oh, I love a bidet!

You have to love cleveland

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G2l_A9nB0

How many of you eat white bread?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:

If I must have bread, I eat dark pump. :)

Here's a snippet of the poem I wrote 30 years ago : I understand your pain far better than you ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Very insightful and descriptive of how I feel sometimes!

Where to post my Poetry

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I would love to read your poetry in this forum (General & Hellos). :)

Christians are destroyed by hilarious British Atheists! - YouTube

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:

We need such programs here across the pond! :)

Do you play an instrument?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Trumpet. Started playing about 50 years ago. :)

Open at 6am y'all!!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Yep. 6 a.m. is about the time I have my morning bowel movement. :D

Open at 6am y'all!!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Google it, and you'll find a similar sign that says, "MYass; open 24 hours." :P

What strikes you as odd in the old testament?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Almost everything in the Bible strikes me as weird. My theory is that it was written as fiction, and at first people understood it that way. Then at some point people started teaching it as if it were true. That's when humanity really got messed up.

Why do people tell kids things that aren’t true?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy were relatively harmless fictions. The worst lie my parents told me was that Moronism (oops, Mormonism) was true. That messed me up for decades.

Are Restaurants Getting Too Loud?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I carry earplugs everywhere I go. I have been known to use them in some restaurants.

Personality test

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I am an entertainer -- extroverted and assertive. :)

I was served a summons for jury duty.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

When I was sworn in as a lawyer, I asked the person swearing me in, beforehand, to omit the "so help me God" language. He did. There were a few surprised faces in the audience, but I was much more at peace.

Daily Blasphemy: To me, the very idea of the Holy Trinity is horse-shit.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Limoncello, Italian red, Italian white. :)

Healthcare: Canadians vs American

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I want to move to Canada!

Fortūna caeca est.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

In Spanish, *caca* means poop. Next time I'm constipated, my mantra will be *fortuna caca est.* :D

Belief and knowledge

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I think you nailed it. :)

Anyone know any good jokes? Or is everyone grumpy today? lol.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

What do they play craps with in heaven? A paradise.

anyone wearing their "flying spaghetti monster" attire yet. what kind of response have you gotten.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:

When a person is converted to the flying spaghetti monster, is he baptized in tomato sauce? ;)

This shouldn't cause a media circus

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:

This reminds me of a self-defense lesson: When attacked by a group of circus performers, go for the juggler. ;)

Fox News Op-Ed: Atheists Are ‘Bullies’ Who Try To Force Their Beliefs On Others - The ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I will write two letters in response to this op-ed: **B.S.** (And that does NOT stand for Bachelor of Science!)

Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I love that place. Everyone put it on your bucket list!

As more drumpf associates go down and his castle crumbles, do you feel compassion for any of his ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:

The subordinates CHOSE to work for Don the Con.

Oh the silly place names that I have visited over the years, Hell, Elbow and Orgasm to name a few.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I live on Roach Hollow Road. LOL.

Yes, indeed

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Same here. :) And I had to dial numbers rather than punching them. :D

I think I have figured out the big conflict with christianity

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I love and accept your point of view posted here. :)

SHUT UP!!!!!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

?????

I think Trump just smoked some bad ass Roger weed and is now about to get truly STONED.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

You mean he has NOT been stoned all this time!? :o

Fairly new to the community just wanted to say hi

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Greetings and salutations! :)

Fee fie foe

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I'm afraid of having my picture taken: photobia. :D

Let’s act like animals.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:

This should be taught in every family, every school, every church, etc. It is ethical and respectful to leave a place as clean as (or cleaner) than it was on arrival.

Good morning everyone!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:

And a good morning to you! My walk in the park this morning was wet, but it wasn't freezing, and for that I'm happy. :)

I have found him at lollapalooza

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I like the beer in his hand. :D

Just got to New Orleans today and found this bar made from an old church. Best conversion ever.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:

A vast improvement. :)

If you had a time machine would you go back into the past to kill baby Hitler or would you try to ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 22, 2019:

After changing Hitler, I'd change Tr$mp.

Notorious Mormon Gay Conversion Therapist Now Says He Just Wants to Date Men | Hemant Mehta | ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Mormons are a real mess, sexually. Historically, they were polygamists. Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, was a womanizer. Even in these times, they forbid masturbation and label it a sin. This suppression causes teens to develop unnecessary psychological problems, which they may carry throughout their lives. After leaving Moronism (oops, Mormonism), I myself felt the need for therapy, which improved my mind greatly. Therefore, it is no surprise to me that a Mormon Gay Conversion Therapist turned gay.

Do you trust the police?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It is for good reason that I support Black Lives Matter and Colin Kaepernick. Our system of law enforcement really needs to weed out the racist bigots who target people based on the color of their skin. Once they do that, my trust will improve. Until then, I'm a "Yes, Sort Of" person.

How's that working out for you, Donnie Boo Boo?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

One more bit of the overwhelming evidence that the Fake President is a liar, a conman and a fool.

Well, I survived my first trip to the bible belt (Tennessee) in over a decade.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Congrats on your survival. Being a Tennessean, I know how hard it is to avoid the religulous. Best to you! :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The comparison is a grave insult to Martin Luther King, Jr.

trump and the republican Fascists Clean coal, which is so dirty it kills those who depend upon it to...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

"Clean coal" is an oxymoron.

Our Supreme Court is Corporate owned and subsidized on behalf of the wealthy! Nine years ago ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It used to be that people could be genuinely proud to be a U.S. citizen. Today, we are ashamed of this country. I can't bring myself to even waive a flag anymore. I kneel for the anthem. I am relieved whenever I take a vacation overseas, and when asked where I'm from, I say Canada.

Seth on point.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Gawd works in mythterious ways!