THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE CATS!
An Ode to Ignorance,
I went to Ohio and what did I see?
People were eating strange things for their tea!
Not pizza, or burgers, or anything fun,
But cats and dogs, every last one!
"They're eating the dogs!" I shouted out loud,
"They're eating the cats!" to a frightened crowd.
I know this is true, it must be a fact,
Because I just made it up, as a matter of tact!
With no proof to show, but that never does stop,
The wild stories I tell, on the campaign drop.
Haitians are here, I know what they do,
They’ll eat your pets, and maybe you too!
You’re welcome!
Sherry Loucks(author)
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