I think he'd be in trouble no matter what. That candy bar seems accurate as hell!
"She's a drama-queen, dynamite with eyes like laser beams...guaranteed to blow your mind" (but that's about it guys, she's "not that kind of girl"!) Run, don't walk!
If that's the case, she could dump him or he could dump her. ?????
Probably should have reached for a Klondike bar, no one needs drama.