This is or was one of my most popular poems.
Granny dance:
Fancy a doohickey granny would say what's a wookie, pull up you britches granny could have you in stitches, no dancing on the davenport what a retort, whatchamacallit you may have to brake out your wallet, ushered into the water closet long day of mud pies and galoshes, off to the IGA market in the Coupe deVille not sure we'll make it up that hill, ring out you nickers poise them out on the terminological make the neighbors snicker, an apple a day doctor stay away granny would bey, glass half empty glass half full never be the fool, penny of your thoughts can't be bought.