Seamus calls to his mate and says "Hey Paddy, how's the mother in law? I heard she moved in with you". "Ah" he said, "she died of the alcohol" "Really" says Seamus, "I didn't know she drank" "she didn't" says Paddy, "I came home pissed and shot her".
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.
Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....
Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂
Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......
Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?
Posted by RetiredSad but true.
Posted by RetiredTrue always.
Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?
Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.
Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.
Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.