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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "earth" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jan 15Jan 15

Posted by Zealandia
Aliens faking the Earth landing…
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 8, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"I must have the worst job on earth." "Why do you say that?" "I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day."
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2023Jun 2023

Posted by Retired
Time for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
4 comments
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Mar 11, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. "How do you know exactly how many" I replied. “Easy, I keep a log..."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What kind of alien makes the best of friends? The one that is down to Earth.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Two men were standing side by side. One suddenly said to the other, "You're Jewish, aren't you?" "Yes." He replied. "You were circumcised by Rabbi Shapiro, weren't you?" "Yes! But how on earth did you know?" 'Because you've just peed on my left ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job. I asked him how much he enjoyed it. "It's Sew-Sew."
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday. They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
The doorbell rings and a little kid answers it "Hello, son are your parents in?" "No daddy is an astronaut and he is in the space station orbiting the earth. He will be back on Tuesday morning at 10.30am" "Wheres your mommy then?" "Oh, she has gone ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 3, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What kind of alien makes the best of friends? The one that is down to Earth.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by noworry28
A clean baby.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
App....
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 17, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Leafhead
So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by RobH86
My girlfriends family are very religious. The first time I stayed at over at their families place, the dad wouldn't let us sleep together, which was a shame. He was a lovely looking bloke
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 30, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No, sorry." says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "Well, they didn't ask."
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 30, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?" "You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Eve to Adam... Are you cheating on me?... Adam of course not you're the only woman on Earth. Then what are you doing? Eve.... I'm counting your ribs!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by mikecagain
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. Sometimes I get depressed around stairs. They bring me down.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
If the earth was flat...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
That Granny Smith was a little tart, wasn't she?
0 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Theskeptic
Guy goes into a bar ?! Starts drinking heavy and wakes up the next morning strapped to a stainless steel table! On one side he sees a grey alien ?, on the other is a big guy with a blonde comb over and orange skin! Guy says what am I doing here?...
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