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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 23Apr 23

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 28, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Retired
I think the painter is correct.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 27, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Someone called me lazy today. I almost replied.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 24, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Triphid
It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat... Because it's cap-sized!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free. "Wait a minute," said one of the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TheGreatShadow
What kind of keys don't open any doors? Donkeys and monkeys. I heard this on the radio AJYCTYK (A Joke You Can Tell Your Kids). I was going to send them an email saying that that is wrong. If you have a great ass you can open a lot of doors! However,...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why are the Oceans always restless? A) Because their 'beds' are always full of crabs.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
New Study Finds Your Height as a Teen Linked with Dementia Risk A new study analyzed data on 666,333 Danish men born between 1939 and 1959, and found that men who were taller then average during their teen years, were 10% less ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by MojoDave
Punny!!!!?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Kynlei
When one door closes, another one opens. Which is why I won't hire THAT carpenter again...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 24, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
What do you think?
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by SKH78
This one works very well on people who are five years old ... Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left? Little kids typically giggle and reply "I'm not even going to go there!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical. "Sorry but where will the child live?" " We have a 75 foot motor home. This is the planned nursery" They show pictures of a space most kids would not have. "Income, its a...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 4, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
Down lovers lane late at night and cop sees a car parked up, all the widows are closed and misted up. He knocks on the window and when it opens there is a young couple inside just siting there. "What are you doing?" "Well officer I am playing on my ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The patient runs into his psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam!" The psychiatrist looks at him and says,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?" Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by SKH78
I learned this little ditty when I was about eleven years old - kids would say this when they belched - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by SKH78
Roses are red, violets are blue, if skunks had a college, they would call it P.U.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 15, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Betcha can't see what's wrong with this photo.... LOL
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

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