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Deuteronomy 23:1 No man with crushed or severed genitals may enter the assembly of the LORD. Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Heraclitus Jan 27 Jan 27 88 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Anyone ever bothered by the whole, eat my body, drink my blood parts of the bible? How were we ok with this!!! Then Jesus said to them, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ejomitchell Feb 4 Feb 4 88 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
I've often wished believers would understand what's going to happen in Heaven. It's no family reunion. In fact, it's pretty awful, if one believes the Bible. Just for starters, everyone will fall on their faces. "Overwhelmed by his ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Aug 19 Aug 19 88 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
"Drink not only water, but also a little wine, for the sake of your stomach and frequent ailments." I spout this one on Fundies who tell me it is very sinful to drink alcohol. It is from the letters of Paul to Timothy, do not have the exact ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SKH78 Dec 11 Dec 11 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
The Bible Awaits You Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
St-Sinner Feb 23 Feb 23 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
A question.... Is it acceptable when an atheist keeps repeating "Oh, My God" in excitement during sex? If yes, is it not a conflict of interest? Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
St-Sinner Feb 23 Feb 23 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Numbers 22:30. "And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day?" Balaam must have been very talented. All I can get out of my ass are fart noises. But Balaam's ass could speak in ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
BestWithoutGods Mar 19 Mar 19 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
“Therefore this is what the Lord says: ‘I will bring on them a disaster they cannot escape. Although they cry out to me, I will not listen to them.” - Jeremiah 11:11 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
GuyKeith Mar 22 Mar 22 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
He's a loving God ... except for these people: (Leviticus 21:18-21) "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, or a man that is brokenfooted,... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Mar 28 Mar 28 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Leviticus 26:22 (NRSV): I will let loose wild animals against you, and they shall bereave you of your children and destroy your livestock; they shall make you few in number, and your roads shall be deserted. Just a little bit more of how much more... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne May 18 May 18 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Cain married his wife. If eve was the only woman alive, where did mrs.cain come from? Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
5082gregory July 1 Jul 1 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
I invite you to please read my article The ABC's of Evangelical Christians It is intended to be satire and inflame, but most of it is dead solid truth. Enjoy. [ruthlessreviews.com] Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
GuyKeith Aug 16 Aug 16 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
This is no surprise, but the Bible shames you if you are not violent. Jeremiah 48:10 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
GuyKeith Dec 9 Dec 9 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Proverbs 31:6 “Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!” So there's some practical stuff in the Bible after all. ???? Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Mar 23 Mar 23 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
The things u can get w $3.99 at marshals ..😂 A prayer box boys and girls , something to remind u that your own brains and critical thinking are not important in life . Bcz u know . We are nobodys . I will like to mention that I bought 10 of ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Pralina1 Apr 2 Apr 2 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Let's call this: All in the Family. Biblical genealogy? Straight up incest? All of the above. :-P (Genesis 9:20-27 is disturbing, even for Biblical lore, but I interpreted it as Ham having sex with his mother while Noah was drunk & naked... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Apr 27 Apr 27 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
If you have any illegitimate ancestors going back 10 generations you are not allowed in church. Deuteronomy 23:2 New Living Translation “If a person is illegitimate by birth, neither he nor his descendants for ten generations may be admitted ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Heraclitus July 30 Jul 30 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Numbers 25:4 (NRSV): The Lord said to Moses, “Take all the chiefs of the people, and impale them in the sun before the Lord, in order that the fierce anger of the Lord may turn away from Israel.” 'god' showing more of his anger. Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne Sep 15 Sep 15 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
So, Jesus was God, but he wasn't omniscient. Hmm...well, I guess fathers don't tell their sons everything. Daddy's little secret. Mark 13:32 New International Version (NIV) But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Heraclitus Aug 19 Aug 19 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses erm, what does that one mean Father O'Reilly? Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
LenHazell53 Sep 5 Sep 5 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Over a thousand years before "Jesus" allegedly said the "Golden Rule", Confucius said basically the same thing in the negative (not the exact words) Don't do unto others that which you don't want them to do unto you. It is generally good advice. Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
taichifan Sep 12 Sep 12 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version): And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne Oct 20 Oct 20 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
I like this talk the Mr. Deity gives on John 14:12. It is only about 5 min long. Some of my doctrinal learning tried to say that only the original people witnessing to others could do it. Youtube
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gsiamne Dec 13 Dec 13 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Abortion the Biblical way. This pretty much throws a wrench in the whole, "Abortions are murder according to the Bible." thing. It's unfortunate so few have actually read any of the Bible(s). (Sorry for the length, like most things Biblical, ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Jan 19 Jan 19 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
This is the narrative from: God's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the Old Testament, Rob Bricken, 02/14/2014 He has a really funny way of telling the story, scripture citing at the bottom: 3) Hating Ugly People In what should be good news ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Jan 28 Jan 28 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group


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