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Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy. I clipped it.

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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I’m writing a book about an American who falls off a cruise ship and washes up on the shore of a land run by Satan-worshipping extraterrestrial lizard people. Am calling it “Gullible’s Travels.”

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Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I did some acid before I took my vision exam. It went great, I passed with flying colours.

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Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I was reading a book about an immortal dog. It was impossible to put down.

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May 3, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs. It’s a step by step guide.

I paid only $6 for a book called "100 Really Disgusting Jokes". Per joke, I paid for the author's 6 cents of humor.

I found out today that I got into the Guinness Book of Records, for the largest ever number of items hung on a washing line. It was a lot to take in …

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Nov 6, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Am really forcing myself to get through this book on friction.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It’s an autobiography.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue.... I can’t seem to put it down.

My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter. The lion ate only one. Which one and why? He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's ...

I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.

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May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!

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Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus ...

Sorry... Wait, I'm just kidding, that's funny, right?

Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book

I cannot stop shouting "Cauliflower and Broccoli". I think I have florets

I read a book about Stockholm syndrome. I hated it to start with, I thought the book was rubbish, but by the end of I had started to change my mind

I went to farm the other day. The farmer said, 'I have 68 sheep, can you round them up for me'? I said 'Sure, 70'

Down lovers lane late at night and cop sees a car parked up, all the widows are closed and misted up. He knocks on the window and when it opens there is a young couple inside just siting there. "What are you doing?" "Well officer I am playing on my ...

If Mr Potato head drove for a ride sharing service would he be the uber tuber?

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