There's something in something, all right!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Ha!

Well if it's not posted it should be!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

True

Hi! New to the group and back on my program.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Welcome

They could have been atheist homophobes...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Gracie might not be the sharpest tool in the shed

Hey. Recovering addict here, will be a year on May 8th. One day at a time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Congratulations

I think Peppa Pig has an important message for all of us...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I'm never going to be able to look at her the same again

Got to get up at 5 a.m. goodnight, and bye for now

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I would die if I had to get up at five a.m.

No we want the max because we deserve it

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Sorry. No can do

Yeah mom and dad....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Or why they're still married

Spock speaks sex

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ha!

People can be so cruel....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Monsters

Some Mothers do have them.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I'm currently comparing the size of my right arm to my left arm

New food group..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

My wanker was yellow once. Turns out it was just jaundice

Looking for that tree dick... it's gotta be down there somewhere!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I hope she's getting paid a lot for that

Hi very skeptical about this site. I hope someone can prove me wrong here.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well that's a hell of an introduction. If I ever go on a date again I'm going to use that line. "I'm very skeptical about going on this date with you. I hope you prove me wrong."

Do you trust the Mainstream Media?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I don't think they lie, well except Fox, but they chose what to show me based on their agenda. They also give their slant. They are run by corporations who have their own vested interest. This was so evident with Bernie in the primaries

We are now more than ever in a censored society, is that a good thing or bad?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I would tell you my real thoughts on this but I'm afraid big brother would read this and tap my phone

What wrong assumptions do people frequently make of you?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The good old boys around here usually think I share their political views. It can get dicey when they find out I don't.

Do you think the world would be a better or worse place if everyone suddenly could read each ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Worse at first and then better, if we didn't all kill each other before then.

And the avocado is a berry

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Keep it off my cheeseburgers too

A student's words

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Boo

A dog makes challenge

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Funny

I don't know which lasts the shortest amount of time Fruit Stripe gum or me in bed...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

28 minutes!!! That's a damn marathon.

TrIckle down economIcs

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Yep

More signs....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Does one really need a sign to tell them to use the sink if the toilet is broken? Common knowledge

I missed that part of the Communist Manifesto...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

We don't need no education

I say this to myself every morning...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Time to get rid of sober you

I'm new to this group and you do say bad taste is encouraged so.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I thought we were immune to being offended by memes here. Like those celebrity roasts

Eric always rags on his ex here, she asked for equal time...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Hah!

Worst Text Use Ever ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Honey, your vag is blowing off steam again

Don't want to bum anybody out, but...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I only have meme dreams

Some of us can relate...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I can see it heading my way

Ok, maybe should go to "Cheesy..." (& it may)...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Cause your real ladder was a drunk

An older nurse comes out of a Merchant Marine's hospital room & stops the zaftig nurse's aid in the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

It's a hard one to read

So you decide to get it on with someone, and you put your iPhone on "Play all -- shuffle".

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLLH9EZiqc

The downfall of man? Lol....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Yup

Did someone say cake?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frame".

I'm in love!! (L)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I use that line and the next thing I know the police are at the door

I cannot...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

So did they ever get out?

It's really that simple?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Funny

Maybe should have saved this for TBT...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I like it. Cheesy AF

She doesn't look too happy about it...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Reminds me of my ex, but I suspect she was lying to me

Oh yeah. This one cracked me up.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Those teeth look dangerous

I'm filthy, sorry. ???

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Excellent

It's getting late & I'm getting thoughtful...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I'm not that ambitious

Unfortunately, true...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Whatever it takes keep the pharmaceutical companies rich

May have to delay that Michigan trip...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Mother Nature is being a bitch this spring

Well that explains why no one can define it as the same thing.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That may help someone snap out of their religious delusion, or it may give them a God complex

Hi I don't consider myself obese but I am joining this group to get information for a Christian ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Welcome

Are you a "Prepper"?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I'm a prepper but also a procrastinator. Rough combination.

More opression from the patriarchy and our reptilian overlords.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sexy

Fairy tales are not what they used to be.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Nope. Evidently they are better

My my my... you guys have been busy while I've been working.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I do this while at work

How long until she strangles him?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Do it. Do it. History will look favorably on you.

Burning calories

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Lol. True

Anyone have some funny dating stories they wish to share?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I thought of another one. I was talking to a woman online. She invited me to the bar. When I got there she was completely drunk. She was trying to play pool. She kept crawling on the pool table. The bouncer said to me, "You need to keep your woman in line.". I kept telling him she was not "my woman". After that I got the hell out of there.

Meanwhile in the south...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Judge Roy Moore prefers My Jailbait.Com

I suck at flirting....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That should do it.

Why did I never notice this before?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Coincidence? I think not.

Your daily dosage of the "Good and loving Christian."

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Works for me, as long as we can shoot his ass out of a canon and into the "heavens"

It's Friday! Time for a Pop Quiz! By the way, My Patreon is blah, blah, blah Lol!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sort of like being at the casino

Thats it I' done trying to help

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Very nice I especially like the last one

When you try to help someone but they are narcissitic asshats obssessed with someone they barely ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Humor has saved the life's of millions of asshats

I've been eyeballing one of those Sebo Airbelt D4s for months!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Don't get one with too much suction. Trust me.

You always hurt the ones you love....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

True dat

...and Gandalf is me!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I can't get the damn "like" button to work

I’ll never let go...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Now that is love

Do you like chicken ?????

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

LMAO

Eric did say bad taste encouraged and nothing tastes worse than possum.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I liked the last one

Make America great again, grab a deal.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That old pussy grabber. Shouldn't he be locked up?

Even worse than the last one like this I posted!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Serial killer

Boy, that last one seems familiar...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Spot on for me

Tho not a real fan of Family Guy, except for Brian...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

WTF is wrong with people?

Dr. Evil Gets Fired from Trump's Cabinet... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Trump did Make Late Night Comedy Great Again

Well lookie there Eric...a join button... I'm in like Flynn!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

How did you get booted?

So I was up at 4:00am debating whether or not to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That's cool. Writing on a post here helped you get through the urges

Can I borrow a pencil?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Wow that is a fancy school. In my school it was more like this: Student:. Can I have a pencil? Teacher:. You bastards know you need to bring your own. Student:. Fuck off Teacher:. Go to the principals office. They don't pay me enough to deal with your shit.

Famous last words

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

We're staying with the peanut butter theme

Here is an old saying .

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I will tell the bastard, "WTF? You hide from me and then want to punish me for not believing in you? What kind of games you playing?"

As and atheist, I regret all the time I spent living by weird, arbitrary rules.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

There is no time like the present

Negative self-talk.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Challenging the voices is a strategy. You probably wouldn't let someone else talk to you like that.

Negative self-talk.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Challenging the voices is a strategy. You probably wouldn't let someone else talk to you like that.

I Cannot Look Away I've found Purpose like I've found a dirty dollar bill on the street.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

It's good

What happened to people just simply sharing?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Ummmm. Is this a true story?

When I originally saw the title for this I was going to use it as a comment to a Ted Nugent post.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

When people used to say Obama is a radical socialist, my response was always, "I wish."

Apparently "Lol, Death?" was the wrong answer to this post. Whoopsie.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't remember asking for 10-20 in the big house

I have the sock to prove it, dammit

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Damn control freaks

For every adult

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I wonder if I can get a restraining order against myself

Another good one...Damn kids...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Reminds me of myself last Friday night

Does it bring me joy?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I guess my penis is safe

Ham it up.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

And it could be our president if you just put an "s" in front of it

My new motto....do starfish actually sleep a lot or are they just very sedentary?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I knew I was doing this right

Dont back talk!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You twins need to stop correcting me

Unindoctrinated kids in church for the first time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Call Child Protective Services

Sorry, I'm busy today.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Weird thought

These were supposed to be part of the grammar post... But glitches being as they are.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Me thinks grammar man is going to get kicked in the nuts

Bill seems to be the only one taking TBT seriously today..... Get with the program!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ummm what is TBT?

So.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It's possible over time she can get through her cognitive dissonance. That is if she is a reasonable and otherwise open minded person. I think of long held beliefs I've had that were wrong, it took me time to process and assimilate a new belief.

Where is your favorite travel destination?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I used to travel and move all the time. Now I'm not so into it.

To many folks on here faith is a dirty word.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't know many here who assert absolutely that God doesn't exist, but it is the most logical point of view being there is no evidence a God exists. I don't know how that takes any faith.