That's why I want to be reincarnated as a spoiled, indoor cat, even if I only got to live in 20 year installments. At least I can hope for that even tho I don't believe there's anything after this life. Sometimes I think cats are living the dream life for vicarious humans. The yawn and the pink nose are so cute.
And you get to be in charge and dictate to the 'master.'
or when you're retired and got rent and food covered...