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A 78 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:

“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand

He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”

Captain_Feelgood 8 May 29
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Haha. I heard she showed up. The old man said “I changed my mind. Just paint my porch. Here’s a can of paint, a brush and the ladder is in the garage”. She knocked on his front door after 30 minutes and said “I’m done”. The old man was astonished that she finished so quickly. “How did you do it so fast?” and she replied “ I’m just good that’s all and by the way, that’s not a porch. It’s a Lexus”. ?

Markus Level 7 May 29, 2018

now that's a good one!

that's good...

@McVinegar
Never knew the origin of that joke. I wonder how Bill Murray is doing these days.

@McVinegar
The joke probably isn’t older though. 1st road Porsche and Bill were born around the same time. In any case, I always liked him.

Blonde joke!

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Funny!

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