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How good is your risotto?

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I won't even try risotto. Not sure why. (Actually, I do know why)

MrLizard Level 8 Mar 2, 2019
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My risotto is great but my needs are not getting met.

Wangobango3 Level 7 Mar 2, 2019
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Has anyone here ever seen Nigella Lawson on one of her cookery shows....? That is the closest thing to porn we have here on telly in the UK....she almost climaxes whilst licking her fingers and looking coyly at the camera. Must see if I can find something of hers to post.

Marionville Level 9 Mar 2, 2019

Here she is Talking Dirty about food.

She’s a hoot anyway, but this editing is terrific.

Her lemon risotto recipe, while not better than sex, is my go to comfort food recipe

@GwenC It might be better than bad sex!

@Marionville it is that, for sure!

@Marionville I could say some things about this clip, but I don't think that this is a XXX rated group!

@AncientNight Oh, go on.....I dare you! ?

@AncientNight I'm with @Marionville on that - WE dare you!

@Marionville and @Petter OK!

She called herself a tart. I like tarts. They're nice and sweet. I like eating sweet things!

@AncientNight That’s pretty tame stuff! ?

@Marionville Just trying not to offend too many people. But for the record, it's been years since I've had sex and I'm out of practice.

@AncientNight Moi aussi ! ?

@Marionville See? I got you to smile!

@AncientNight Get in the queue - behind me!!

@AncientNight Thanks...I need it today!

@Marionville I know. I read your long post in the other group!

(((HUGS)))

@Marionville By the way, even though my ancestors, the Vikings established a trading post in what is now Dublin, my Gaelic is non-existent. Could you translate Moi aussi for me?

@AncientNight Thanks!

@AncientNight Now I know you’re teasing me! ?. The Gauls are more likely to have spoken this....(clue) Mon cheri! ??

@Marionville I guess you can tell that I'm not a linguist!

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I am a Chef at a Care home and make risotto for 98 people about twice a month I have perfected Bulk Risotto

DavidGreen1 Level 6 Mar 2, 2019
2

I love risotto, I even make it, but would willingly forego it if bed gymnastics were on offer.

Petter Level 8 Mar 2, 2019
5

I've never made risotto ............. and I'm not saying any more smile002.gif

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The questioner imo is being control freakish and imposing their beliefs and conditions.

FrayedBear Level 9 Mar 2, 2019

.... but not imposing condiments? ?

@Petter terrible pun or was it a malapropism! Go and have some Spanish fly!

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How do you compare one orgasm against another?

FrayedBear Level 9 Mar 2, 2019

They both resulted from your brain activity.

By seeking a second opinion, then a third, fourth, fifth, sixth .........

@Petter But that is a different organ and very few if any can mind read.

@FrayedBear Unless it's your mother or wife. They tend to be uncannily accurate - unfortunately!

@Petter We didn't practice incest in our family.
And are you positive that it wasn't projection by your mother and wife?

@Petter ?

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