id have grass in my cake forever

Wearing a too-loose cut-up t-shirt, I punctured a boob and had to go 2 rounds of antibiotics (24 days) plus a week of prednisone to clear up the resulting Very painful infection....soooo not worth it!

I've watered the garden and pulled a few weeds nude.

However, when I took out some trees, I was clothed. There are just some activities where wearing clothes is advisable.

All the time, but I would not mow or weedeating naked, too many things could come flying at me.

Yes, in our secluded vegetable patch. It was too damned hot to wear anything apart from footwear, and my skin was protected from the sun by the shade cloth above the vegetables..

Nope

if by yard work you mean "outdoor sex", yes I've done that. Back in the 20th century.

No, and these days I avoid mirrors too.

Are you kidding? I'd get raped.

A repulsive, heavy-smoker male neighbor suddenly grabbed me and kissed me in our shared driveway. "Get OFF me!" I shouted, pushing him away.

"Don't you want to kiss me?" he asked, surprised. "I've been watching you in your backyard. You move like a ballerina." He had a fantasy built up in his head. I wasn't safe in my own backyard.

I felt horrified. He was spying on me. I moved away from that creep.