I'm thinking about writing a satirically erotic novel in Llama font where all the main characters are anthropomorphic Llamas.....

I'm an asexual and frankly I view human sexuality similarly to how I am sure you'd view the sexuality of a race of giant sentient culturally rich amoebas that often have kinks required for their division process such as needing to whip themselves to divide or talk to themselves about how naughty they are to divide. And then of course you'd have Amoebas that Divide and are obsessed with dividing often to their ultimate detriment. I wish to instill the perceived absurdity of that into a novel written entirely in Llama font.... heck maybe I'd even throw in some chapters that go into great details on the reproductive culture of the sentient Amoebas......

Amoebas and Llamas.... yeah.

Anyhow, I need some help thinking of some structure to put into this project so please help me brainstorm some ^_^