If magically you were thrown back in time and the entity responsible hated you, you would would been unapologetically marooned in a town located at the very bottom corner of Ohio. As you look around hoping that this is all a dream, you notice a group of people in a perfect circle These circle people are unanimously in agreement with the fact that I am their long time friends A long conversation later you now know my name is Casey. .
That little narrative was my overlong and unwarranted way of introducing myself but more importantly it was very subtle way get the not well known fact out there that before my coerced and unwanted relocation to Florida I had tons of friends.
To go on ahead and finish what I turned into a weird writing exercise I am going to compile short list of information that I feel is important info needed to know when getting to know me.
So without any farther unnecessary build up....... here’s the 411 on Casey Burchfield.:
Female
28 years old
Married going on eight years
Gave birth to the two MOST beautiful children in the universe (fact)
Was born and raised in an excruciatingly small hick town in Ohio called Wellston
Residing at the moment in the State of Florida and wait for it... I ABSOLUTELY hate it here!
Likes: good books, Netflix, hanging with my lil boys, listen and/or watch comedy stand-up routines, drinking vodka (but quit it completely, over two months ago now) and lastly my fav thing to do in the whole wide world is to take a midday nap w/o any disruptions!
Dislikes: my husband’s attitude 99.99% of the time he is around me, my in-laws (hate is actually a more accurate term that justly describes my complex feelings ), overly religious people that just HAVE to “save your soul”, “help you find Jesus” and my personal favorite “help guide you on the path of righteousness “, other religious people that look down on most everyone because they don’t worship exactly like them, and my last dislike I feel like sharing is the existence of people that are extreme hypocrites (of any type)
In need of a social life
Had a pretty messed up childhood and my parents are both deceased (both died when I was in my teens.
You made it to the end. Congratulations I think you probably wasted a good amount of your valuable time on reading my bull. But thanks.