New life goal...

Oldman51 comments on Jul 28, 2022:

Words of stupidity.

It’s funny cuz it’s true..

Oldman51 comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Something about stick and stones.

What if mars has water in it?

Oldman51 comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Sounds as good as the history they are trying to push onto us today.

Gently please.

Oldman51 comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Very true.

My kind of woman.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 28, 2021:

Reminds me of a guy they called bullet proof as his wife shot him six times before she divorced him and didn't hit a vital organ with any shot.

Liar, liar, let’s set their pants on fire! (Kick them off the court!)

Oldman51 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Totally agree

Books is the librarian's job

Oldman51 comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Sounds like she did that before.

Did religion give an advantage to pre-industrial revolution societies?

Oldman51 comments on Feb 13, 2022:

What do you mean by advantage that they could suffer at the hands of the religious leaders. That they could be tortured and killed to entertain their religious leaders.

Cats as memes.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 21, 2022:

When I come back I want to be a spoiled cat.

Call me crazy, but...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Often wonder why they do not have pork chops that taste like broccoli. Maybe is trying to tell you something.

Sideprojects - The Most Incredible Attempts at Perpetual Motion Machines [youtube.com]

Oldman51 comments on Sep 13, 2022:

In search of free energy that is truly free.

I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog ...

Oldman51 comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I love it. Good imagination

This is why I am not allowed in home depot ....

Oldman51 comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Looks great and that would probably do it.

checkmate atheists

Oldman51 comments on Sep 13, 2022:

That is a truly no it is just sex.

Communication is key

Oldman51 comments on Aug 22, 2021:

One way to stop a argument unless you are a real bonehead.

I just found out the date for court hearing where I submitted request for the Federal administration...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Should be but fat chance on that one

Christmas list…

Oldman51 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Sounds great to me.

Taxiing down the tarmac, the 767 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

Oldman51 comments on Aug 22, 2021:

That is to hell with fixing the plane.

Have you heard the joke about Oedipus and Midas? It's motherfucking gold.

Oldman51 comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Hand me my ten foot cattle prod

“Truth does not become more true by virtue of the fact that the entire world agrees with it, nor ...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 13, 2022:

Should have told that to baby Bush and his weapons of mass deception, Or baden on that we need to send our troops to protect the borders of Mongolia or wherever while we are being invaded from south America.

"You know that little voice in your head, which tells you.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

A lot is explained.

Engineering everywhere

Oldman51 comments on Oct 6, 2022:

Works for me.

Meep Meep.

Oldman51 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Might even be a x marking the spot.

Amazing who comes out with a classic quote at times.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 18, 2023:

Pretty obvious if you really look at it. What was the Roman empire looking for and now what is the church looking for.

I want everyone to be happy

Oldman51 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Looks like a very nice body behind that leaf.

Sophoulla!

Oldman51 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Very Nice

I accept good views.

Oldman51 comments on Aug 26, 2021:

I like her view too

He is a lawyer

Oldman51 comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Fat chance of her going to accept that. Make sure that your health insurance is paid up.

Human life is the result of a glorious evolutionary accident. - Stephen Jay Gould

Oldman51 comments on Feb 23, 2022:

That is how they adapt and those who cannot perish.

Freud got at least one thing right…

Oldman51 comments on Oct 6, 2022:

religion has caused more metal problems for people than any single other thing.

He was just here....

Oldman51 comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Whatever.

Do the Russians know what they are up against?

Oldman51 comments on Feb 13, 2022:

Does their government care probably not, does our government care, Probably not really, It is about greed and power at the poor working slobs expense.If Biden really cares that much why isn't his ass and his kids asses over there

Twenty five plastic toy horses

Oldman51 comments on Jun 10, 2021:

I guess that is one way of putting it

Runs a bit better now.

Oldman51 comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Whatever works.

How Did The Big Bang Arise Out of Nothing: [sciencealert.com]

Oldman51 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Think about this when Mt St Helen blew it spew about a cubic mile of material into the atmosphere. the material circled the earth once and there was very little by the time it reached the Washington coast.

Awaiting FDA Approval!!!

Oldman51 comments on May 23, 2022:

They are working on solvent green

The skewed logic of Christianity. "Tis the season" From a FFRF post on Twitter...

Oldman51 comments on Dec 8, 2022:

Sounds about correct. Can you believe that bull.

“Her cooking is the missionary position of cooking.

Oldman51 comments on May 26, 2022:

Would not touch that with a 10 foot cattle prod.

Kill, kill, kill! Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust ...

Oldman51 comments on Sep 12, 2021:

I agree the last of the dragons designed to strike fear in the mind of the masses.

Well, you took their word for it. 😹

Oldman51 comments on Jan 12, 2023:

that is what they said.

Checks out. 😄

Oldman51 comments on Feb 13, 2022:

Maybe it is because you call them names. Duhh

Going to school in Sudan

Oldman51 comments on Apr 27, 2023:

Best reason for separation of church and state. Power hungry preachers just won't give it up.

“Man’s inhumanity to man, makes countless thousands mourn!”.

Oldman51 comments on Jan 25, 2021:

All in the name of being religious and loving your fellow man~~

Good advice! 😂😂😂😂😂

Oldman51 comments on Feb 13, 2022:

I guess that is one way of checking your relationship. Or maybe she wanted the other ladies to envy her.

My kind of woman.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 28, 2021:

I was told that he was playing around wit other women and that is why she shot him.

Time to order a pizza!

Oldman51 comments on May 26, 2022:

The trouble with dating sites is you don't know witch to work on and those to just let it slide.

Could get messy...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Very bad decision.

Seven people, including two-year-old and five teens, shot in Philadelphia schoolyard - Irish Star

Oldman51 comments on Feb 24, 2023:

What is really pathetic is what is on the boob tube most of the programs are showing gun violence.

360-Million-Year-Old Fossils of Giant Predatory Fish Found in South Africa: [sci.news]

Oldman51 comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Grant renewal time and they are asked what did you do to deserve this money.

“Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Very true

Life or dead battery situation!

Oldman51 comments on Sep 5, 2022:

That would be some people.

I don't care about the cost

Oldman51 comments on Nov 27, 2023:

totally agree big ass is because she is sitting on it all the time.

Biden's govt secret document cabinets in the Corvette garage. Remember it is locked!

Oldman51 comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I think it shows just how important those document are to our national security.

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Tit for tat on the document

Brothers, pay attention!

Oldman51 comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Very nice buns.

Let's beat Covid together.

Oldman51 comments on Jul 27, 2021:

Love to beat those together. Dirty old man but I have more fun.

A man walks into a pharmacy.

Oldman51 comments on Feb 12, 2022:

That is good really good.

"We need a very progressive and strong agenda to bring people into the political process because I ...

Oldman51 comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Less greed and power hungry ass holes. More of those who want to better society.

Huuum🤔 that's handy

Oldman51 comments on Jun 21, 2020:

I bet they would be. That would take some getting used to.

Another FFRF posting. This time it includes another nutball religious group.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 1, 2021:

All that resinous love. Love they neighbor.

“As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism or hatred of the...

Oldman51 comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Too many organizations trying to distract us and too many involved in whatever to look at what is going on.

Yup never work

Oldman51 comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Trump is the only one that will seriously talk about controlling immigration in this country. Trump is the only president that has a good peacetime economy since 1941

Food for thought...

Oldman51 comments on Jul 24, 2021:

It works for me.

I'd watch that episode!

Oldman51 comments on Dec 6, 2023:

From what I have read about Jesus that would be a real interesting.

Life comes at you like...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

That would be our dog.

When time is short...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 19, 2022:

More like dump your coffee all over yourself spot

The animals may be adapting quicker to global climate change than we expected ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 9, 2022:

I think here in the United states if we get any more global warming we will all freeze to death.

Another legally purchased AR is responsible for the Synagogue shooting in California.

Oldman51 comments on May 1, 2019:

The gun is not the problem as it is only a tool. How about some free metal health for all and some advertising about bettering a person's life with better metal health. It would also help if the media would not glorify the shootings and show the dead body's.

Cat Fishing

Oldman51 comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Wrong fish.

Proud to be American

Oldman51 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Can't argue that one.

Deleted version...

Oldman51 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

It is all about the money if he was broke there would not be one of them.

I see this from a somewhat different perspective...

Oldman51 comments on May 5, 2021:

That would probably do it.

Final!y a job

Oldman51 comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Sure nice of the British people to have supported him all these years wasn't it.

Sensible chap this! :-D

Oldman51 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Probably because he really didn't want to be corrected

“We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have...

Oldman51 comments on Jun 20, 2022:

now that is old I thought I was old being older than dirt. But that is really old.

“At the root of every injustice, nepotism, selfishness, every rivalry and competitive jealousy, ...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Or just some Christian looking down their nose.

Anyone looking for all volumes of Britannica?

Oldman51 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Got a divorce before I became so dumb I was totally dependent on her

“We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have...

Oldman51 comments on Jun 20, 2022:

No that is what the problem is lack of respect all around.

Cancer-causing chemical found in 78 sunscreen products The independent lab that made the finding is...

Oldman51 comments on May 28, 2021:

California has fund that living causes cancer.

“Man’s inhumanity to man, makes countless thousands weep”..............Robert Burns.

Oldman51 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Like the saying that man descended the onrey cuss but he shure as hell didn't descend from us.

This is why god needed Sunday off, trying to keep all the BS straight was giving him a headache...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 16, 2022:

Interesting thought.

A busy road

Oldman51 comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Sounds like a government project doesn't it.

A penny pinching thief! 😂

Oldman51 comments on May 5, 2021:

Hay If you are cheap, you are cheap.

Fancy waking up to one of these in your garden on a winters morning! :-D

Oldman51 comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I would defiantly get her inside as I have been frozen before and it is no fun to be cold.

Got to think fast!!!

Oldman51 comments on Oct 23, 2023:

Yes they do.

“Today more than ever, we need far-sighted leaders who can see beyond their national boundaries ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 11, 2023:

Most of all beyond their wallet. As that is most of their problems.

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Oldman51 comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Shot himself in the foot too dammed many times.

Remember when SNL was good! [youtu.be]

Oldman51 comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Remember when T.V. was good before the canned laughters and they canned all the writers.

He followed the instructions and now he smells great.

Oldman51 comments on Nov 19, 2021:

I love it. Sounds good to me.

AKA: the Republican party....

Oldman51 comments on Oct 5, 2021:

No they are just trying to get their foot in the door as they would like burn some witches at the stake and look down on everyone as thy don't think their shit does not stink

Happy Saturday all

Oldman51 comments on Feb 12, 2022:

She does not look happy.

“I’d rather have an enemy who admits that they hate me than a friend who secretly puts me ...

Oldman51 comments on May 20, 2023:

Very true.

What's for Dinner? [youtube.com]

Oldman51 comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I loved the music from that show.Not much of a plot.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding...

Oldman51 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That is as good as a blind man that picks up his hammer and saw.

“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” Bob Dylan

Oldman51 comments on Jan 23, 2022:

If you are a environmentalist each day is just hotter because of global warming. duh do not need those weathermen.

"Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that ...

Oldman51 comments on May 17, 2021:

It doesn't make any difference if there were 20 of them they still do as they wish and pray for forgiveness to get themselves off the hook.

My new favourite word!

Oldman51 comments on Sep 24, 2021:

Must be nice being that rich and smart too.

Go Campbell's!

Oldman51 comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Remember Campbell's chicken noodle soup that a "chicken walked through with rubber boots"

There's only two certainties in life: death and scams.

Oldman51 comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Agree with that one.

One of a thousand reasons:

Oldman51 comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Sounds about right