My wife is a French Canadian and even she agrees with this statement. lol

Playing pocket billiards ?? perhaps moving his gonads to and fro acts as a counter balance weight enabling his frozen stiff legs to move??

I've been to Montreal, I almost became a hickcicle, my first time driving in snow was in a blizzard on my first trip to Montreal in 1994 and I was going to the Radisson hotel that's about 100 stories tall with a rotating restaurant on top. All the street signs were in French and I know nothing about French. I almost got stuck on a bridge crossing the St. Lawrence Seaway when until just now when I looked up the spelling is way shorter then I thought, I thought it was a causeway that was 30 miles or so.. I guess I wasn't in as much danger as I thought at the time.
I was really shook up by the time I found my hotel, but the view was crazy from the 80'th floor and that's when I learned that tall buildings sway in the wind.
I had just experienced the Northridge quake in Simi Valley California, so I was a traumatized mess.
Thank goodness for the frig alcohol or I may have had a panic attack.
Flying back sucked too we had gale force winds and had to land in Ontario California with the wings suddenly jerking up or down due to 40+ mph cross winds as we landed.
That's when I took up smoking weed again for the first time in a decade.