An LDS young men's guide to matrimony
Upon completion of your mission you will be required to Marry.
In order to marry you will be required to purchase and activate the commodity commonly called called "A wife", it may be someone you know but that is not essential.
Despite secular rumours to the contrary "The wife" MUST be of the female gender grouping.
In simple terms "The wife" is pretty much an unpaid cook, housekeeper, on demand prostitute and baby making factory and thereafter a full time nanny.
If it is not faulty it will be quiet most of the time, obedient all of the time and will not embarrass you in public.
A faulty one can be easily replaced or in some cases supplemented with a fully functioning model.
namajesuschristamen
0
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
Recent Visitors 6
Photos 75 More
Posted by LenHazell53One afternoon in The Sacred Grove
Posted by CManSo Very True
Posted by LenHazell53Anyone else know this?
Posted by CManQuestion: Why are the mormon$ allowed to build & operate ca$ino$ in residential neighborhoods? Answer: Because the house always wins!!!
Posted by LenHazell53While mourning the deaths at Colorado Springs park to honor five people killed and 17 wounded in a weekend shooting at a gay nightclub.
Posted by snytiger6Just as I thought...
Posted by snytiger6LMAO... Help me Joseph Smith...
Posted by snytiger6The desert quadrillogy.
Posted by snytiger6An apt description.
Posted by snytiger6Missionary positions...
Posted by snytiger6Sadly, I was raised Mormon...
Posted by LenHazell53LDS opens new incontinent "men only" old folks rest home in SLC
Posted by LenHazell53Proof that Mormons really are special
Posted by LenHazell53And Why is President Nelson Scrooge McDuck evicting people at Christmas? To build yet another Temple in Utah that no one wants or needs. These bastards just get worse and worse [fox13now.com]
Posted by CManHappy conference weekend
Posted by LenHazell53Saw this on reddit, sums things up quite well I thought