President Russell T. Nelson is dozing peacefully in the upper rooms of the SLC Temple when Apostle Jeffrey Holland runs in all of a panic.
"Prophet, prophet," he cries. "The second coming has happened, the Lord has returned, he is riding through temple square on a donkey, the people are cheering, the news media from all over the world is here, there is a choir of Angels in the sky singing praises and "He" is coming here see you... President Nelson WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"
Nelson contemplates for a moment and then says...
"Try and look busy."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Hahahhahahahaahah especially since they know he only exists as a money making tool..
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