Water is Organic, Non GMO, Gluten Free and contain no Paraffins, as is Rat Poison.
Cyanide is Vegan. Deathcaps are all natural.

I wonder why they don't do this more. Mashed Potatoes: No Broken Glass Added.
Fried Chicken: Non Explosive.

Why not just tell us what IS in it?

Anyone familiar with the printing process could easily appreciate the savings in cost in making these labels. Now, considering that alum is by default non GMO, it doesn't matter. I'll wager that their MSG says the same thing. Sea Salt. The list is large.

Well, it's true. so why not label it if it will help sales. I wonder about the people who don't realize the label is redundant. Same with labels that say "gluten free" when it's unnecessary although that might be useful and comforting for people with celiac disease.

I have trouble accepting "organic" on things that are not and never can be organic, e.g. salt or water, as the label is a lie.

There's a similar marketing trick here. Our local Supermarket sells own brand of pure, natural 100% fresh orange juice with a banner label proudly stating that it is gluten free.

Wow. I wonder if marketing departments themselves laugh when they do some of this stuff...

"Well, according to our stats adding the phrase non GMO to products will boost sales"

"But....that makes no sense for this product"

"What part of boost sales did you miss?"

Hahahah