A little spoof I wrote about religion. To the tune of Monty Python's "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis" song.
Enjoy.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have religion?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a god?
It’s swell to like Jehovah,
Follow Allah. Be a Sikh.
From the wishy-washiest wiccan,
To the biggest preaching prick!
So three cheers for your Jesus or Mohammad,
Hooray for your Shiva or your Zeus,
Your holy ghost, your weeping saints,
Your Zoroastrian schlock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can praise it in your frock.
But don't put it in our law books
Or it’s you we’ll have to mock
...And you won't.
like.
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Thankyouverymuch.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Some hide behind religion; some behind masks. So many fearful & indoctrinated amongst us.
Earthling50
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I'm confused. What does that have to do with my little satire?
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