What a bear hug!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

When Tom said he wanted to date a bear this isn't what I expected

Has anyone here explored Shunga, which is Japanese erotic art? If not, I highly recommend it.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

*files it away to check out when not in public*

Shower together

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

You call it trespassing, I call it being a full service hotel.

Twinkies delicious filling!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Let's be real, we've all done it at least twice. You know, in retrospect it's amazing what sort of things my childhood was training me for.

It was suggested in another post that we share our hottest stories.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

That was fantastic! Good job! I hope there's more where that came from down the road.

Why are there so many people who are lonely?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

To your first two questions: fear and improper communication. Fear is a powerful drive. Fear of judgment, of ridicule and rejection. Or sometimes it's fear of being hurt, especially if you've been hurt before. All the can cloud our judgement and rein us in from going after what we want. Improper communication is when something seems to be obvious or clear to one person, when it's anything but to their partner. When we say "It's fine.", when it isn't and refuse to talk about. When we want or need something but don't say it and get frustrated that they don't give us what we're looking for. All of this serves to drive people appart. For your last question: trust, proper communication and faith. Trust is so fundamental that without it you don't have a relationship at all. You just have a series if interactions that will most likely be bad and harmful. You can trust them not judge or hurt you. Without trust you have no real basis by which to communicate. Proper communication is what is born of trust. Judgement free exchange of ideas, hopes and fears. The ability to say what you want in a way your partner can clearly understand and they do the same with you. Faith is one I imagine most people here will bristle at, but hear me out. I'm not talking a higher power. I'm talking faith in yourself and your partner. You can never truly know another person. There will always be some part of them that is theirs alone. Which means at a certain point you have to have faith that your judgement was sound, that your trust wasn't misplaced, and that you expressed yourself clearly. You have to surrender some modicum of control, pass the ball to them and see what happens.

Life advice, or masturbation advice?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Either way you'll want to take it easy with the sandpaper.

Hello.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Hey there Jenna! Welcome aboard! If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask!

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JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I'm both angry and impressed. Kudos.

Do you like it when your partner is the dominant one in bed, or do you prefer leading things?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I just really like giving my partner pleasure on my own terms. I like leading for the most part but I'm not opposed to a "struggle" or some playful back and forth. I'm just less concerned with getting myself off as I am with making sure they enjoy things. I don't want to make you suffer (well, maybe a little) as much as I want to overwhelm you with pleasure.

I need to find a new partner. I'm tired of having sex with me!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Maybe your just not being a generous enough lover with yourself?

I'll be looking forward to what goes on here

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Perfectly wholesome family friendly activities. In the sense that many of these activities can result in a family.

These D&D shorts are hilarious. This is my favorite one so far: [youtu.be]

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I'm pretty sure I've played in that game.

Practice safe sex...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

And lo, on the 8th day He did create the first fetish!"

If you can't tell from my profile picture, I'm a scuba diver.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Does Texas count?

Muahahaha!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

"I cast furball on the human."

So that explains it.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Maybe this is the true origin of "Once you go black you never go back."

Juvenile humor

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Somewhere someone is saying, "I don't understand, that's exactly they were looking for."

Her: undress me with your words. Him: there's a spider in your bra.....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

*frantically makes notes*

I have a question for the ladies about pubic hair.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

To quote a meme I'm fond of, "Woman, I'm a grown ass man! I ain't scared of no hair!" That said I think I'd prefer some trimming if the lady was so inclined. Though I'm not going to let some "wild growth" keep me from having fun. ? I actually helped shave my Texas gal, and I found it to be an incredibly intimate and enjoyable experience. I would love to do that again with the right lady. ?

Gotta learn somewhere.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

In retrospect I'd been preparing for this my entire life.

What would you teach your younger self about sex?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I would reassure myself that there are actually women out there that will be interested in me. That I am not a "bad catch". That sex is going to be even more fun then I could imagine. That nobody worth the time is going to be bothered by the things I think are holding me back. That it's going to be better.

Posted this on my profile but wanted to share here as well.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Very nicely done. I look forward to reading more, should the proper mood ever strike you to continue this tale.

Bones or bones?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 25, 2018:

It works on so many levels!

I'm not the mod, but wanted to remind everyone about chat tonight.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Thanks for a fun chat folks!

Favorite silly podcast?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Couple of suggestions Welcome to Nightvale: Community news radio show set in a town where every conspiracy theory is true. Alba Salix: Think House if he was cranky witch and royal physician in a fairy tale kingdom. Attention Hellmart Shoppers!: Retail employees battling evil and corporate bureaucracy in a Walmart built on the gates of Hell. Our Fair City: After climate change destroyed civilization a new society spring's up around one of the few institutions to survive, an insurance company.

What??????

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Soooo, any price then?

And that was too long

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

35 minutes? Look at Mr. Olympian over here!

Stay out of the pastures -- for your own safety.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

This is why we eat them. To gain their strength.

Just pick 2 and say why.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

4. So long as it means "I won't get fatter" and not "I don't gain sustenance" 7. It may seem cliche but you could do a lot of good with that one. All the others are fairly selfish. 9. Might be interesting if they mean more of a leader and loyal devoted followers, and not just social media.

Irony at its best

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

The other side says "Lacking In"

Would you date a theist? Under what conditions?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Under the same conditions I'd date anyone. If they are a good, open minded person that treats other people with dignity and respect, share similar values and interets, are intelligent, kind, funny, and are happy to let me touch there butt.

Sounds right

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

So it's "Soeties"?

Stay safe, my friends!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

That's how I got fired from the drive thru.

This isn't racist. It's Asian and so am I....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I'm ashamed to admit it took me 3 lines before I realized what I was reading.

A Real Problem

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Technically speaking there was no disturbance in his spelling, and that was the problem.

Ok.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Deviant or not, I liked it!

Category: Show me yours, and I'll show you mine! Request: Prom!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Sorry but I don't have a picture of myself playing video games during that time.

Choose one

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

What other choice is there?

Do not let its cuteness fool you!!!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Its good to have goals

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Role models are important!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

That's about 2 inches every 3 seconds!

I found my new favorite lingerie site, "Banggood.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Love the name. Straight to the point. ? And why not for mother's day? Mothers deserve to be banged good too. ?

Question: Polyamory ASIDE.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

This is almost exactly how I feel about seeing my partner with another person, man or woman. It's not about being a cuck. I just love seeing them have a good time.

Ok.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Stunnilingus; Oral so good it knocks you off your ass. Stunning + cunniligus :P

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Someone call Webster's!

Lawn and Order

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

These spin offs are getting ridiculous.

Monday morning

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

A rare picture of OpposingOpossum first thing in the morning.

Whoever designed this dress, had something else in mind.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

"Going through a dry spell, eh?" "How'd you know?"

Years ago home porn was rare.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

My lady friend in Texas likes to send me pictures and videos of her having a good time. It always brightens my day. ?

Yes, it is too soon.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Quack quack motherfucker.

I know the feeling

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

It's worse when they ask that in the bedroom.

Remember Rebecca from Cheers?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I'm curious @FlippantLlama, what about that song in particular revs your engine?

I'm proud of you son! lmao

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

This is why he has trust issues .

Remember Rebecca from Cheers?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

https://youtu.be/kCbD8nsxcd8

Like salmon spawning. Hahaha!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Cock Tease.

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JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Welcome to the cool kids table! If that meme is any indication I'm sure you'll fit right in. ?

Many, many years ago my wife came home from work and said to me, "hey mister?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I'm something of a late bloomer in the escapades department but I do have one. I spent a week in Texas earlier this year with a gal I met online. One of the days we were in our underwear and she was working on something in the kitchen and we started getting playful. It was a very fun escalating series of "take that!" flirtations and gropings. After a particularly forceful groping from her she was acting a little smug. So I threw her over my shoulder, carried her into the bedroom, tossed her on the bed and said "Panties. Off!" I'm generally a pretty laid back guy. As rule I don't get demanding or forceful, ever. The look on her face in that moment was worth the trip all by itself. I'll never forget that incredible mix of surprise, submission, and total arousal. I spent the better part of the next hour alternating between eating her out and teasing her with the toys I'd bought her in preparation of the visit. ? Would have gone longer but she's very orally inclined and not having access to my fun bits was driving her nuts. So we spent another hour on more mutually beneficial arrangements. ?

What is the best nation in the world? ... "Donation".

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Agnation? Bination? Condemnation? Darnation? Enation? Fire Nation?

Braille nipple piercings.. buy one, get one free.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

To be fair she could still have gotten her nipples pierced and just chosen not to show it. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Me looking at dating profiles: “Oh, she’s cute” Profile: “I’m a Christian” Me:...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

A casual mention of Christianity doesn't bother me, though things like "God fearing woman", and "Jesus comes first in my life," usually result in a left swipe. For me the bigger red flags are Trump support and a list of preferred activities that are almost entirely outdoors.

I'm on a website trying to create an account and someone has my name! Ugh.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Pepperjonesing? Hotpepperjones? Bananapepperjones? Pepperonijabroni?

Golden Showers; are they sexual??

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Not my thing at all but I try not to pass judgement on those with preferences alien to my own.

Lost in translation

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Someone's angling for a 5 star Yelp review.

Read Title of this Group.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

This group as I understand it is mostly about real world discussions of sexual experiences, fantasies, and advice. (With a heavy dose of flirting and double entendres.) Porn swaps, while fun, don't necessarily fill those roles. That said I think porn could be used as a springboard for discussion. Such as, "I saw this in a porno and thought it looked fun. Anyone have any experience with this?"

What are your opinions?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Never done it. Honestly never been interested in until recently. I'd love to try it with an eager lady but only if she's actually into it. I don't really enjoy anything if the woman isn't into it too.

Feeling mighty thirsty in this heat

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

And just like that, I'm thirsty.

They need a new graphics designer.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Looks fine to me.

Hi all! New to this site and excited to be here!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Hey there! Welcome!

I'm into BDSM. Who is with me? Come on, no bigotry shame!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 21, 2018:

I've not had the opportunity to explore it as much as I woukd like but I definitely like being in control.

They're pretty oblivious.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Better try another one just to be sure.

Yeah, about that...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 21, 2018:

It's that exact attitude that got me banned from the local YMCA.

Yeah, about that...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 21, 2018:

It's that exact attitude that got me banned from the local YMCA.

What is a fantasy you've always wanted to do but haven't yet?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Couple spring to mind. A threesome of either variety sounds delightful. MFF for obvious reasons and FMM not because I'm into men but because I really like the idea of the F getting all the attention she can handle. Wax play has always intrigued me. I love the little gasps and shudders that can be elicited from the proper application of a few drops of hot wax. Forced orgasms just seems like a good time. Tying a woman down and making her cum over and over again until she's begging you to stop. Then making her cum a few more times after that.

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Technically correct. The best kind of correct!

Can't argue with that.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

And it's all down hill from there.

Cover those man boobs.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

The real question here is did he lose a bet or win one?

Evolution of my flirting

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

My kind of come on.

Pray to Chuy for the best videos

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Technically correct. The best kind of correct!

For women on the go

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

At last, a solution for those awkward times when you're out for the day and realize you forgot to bring your dildo.

Ahahhahahhaha

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I never left my home town, and I think Olive Garden is shit. Also Trump is a treasonous asshole.

The forks have spoken , end times are near

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Fork yeah!

I know I'm going to get crap because it's deepak chopra but hey, what others think of me is none of ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Hey, you changed your name! Still a fan of alteration I see.

Masterpiece

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Why is Shaggy hitting on Daphne?

Schopenhauer on will

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Truer words have yet to be spoken.

Look forward to future episodes.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 18, 2018:

You call that a gun priest? This is a gun priest!

Time keeps on ticking

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I think I've been doing time wrong.

Another One Bites the Dust

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

https://youtu.be/vfoqd4hpPZo

The beginning stages of stalking.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Two words: Burner Phone

Well shit, I don’t meet any of their criteria. I guess I’ll have to date women. ?‍♀️

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I think I'll need to try all the possible permutations of women before I can settle on a preference.

I haven't had any luck on dating sites. Maybe I should give this a shot.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I like my building's like I like my women; well built, with a cozy interior and clearly defined emergency exits.

Curious about this...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

To attach it directly to the investor, lendor, or even partner.

At least its not just me....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I'll type it in all caps if that helps.

It would be nice once in a while

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Far be it from me to say no to a lady.

Hate When That Happens

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Worth it....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It may seem extreme until you learn he works in customer service.

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JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 16, 2018:

He's a helper!

This. This is so me.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Not all heroes wear capes.

I wonder about this family.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 15, 2018:

They never miss an episode.

Ooo let's get creative & twisted.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Baby food, rat poison, and a chipper shredder.