Happy Saturday, It's a great day to listen to music, I'm being nostalgic and starting here.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Love Alan Parsons Project!

Truth..lol

KevinAverett comments on Jul 27, 2018:

When they resemble raisins until you stretch the skin...they aren't so cool!

Tequila does that too...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:

That's your "Theory of EVERYTHING"?

Disappointing.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:

OBVIOUSLY a Photoshop...

Twinkies delicious filling!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Not purposely. She failed to mention the U.T.I.

Hmmmmmmmmm

KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Only 1 garrote short.

Practice safe sex...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Just say "no"?

I deserve a lot of apologies...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

It is sad that it is so true

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

True.

01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 ...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Where's my "dafuq girl" when I need her?

The believer award

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Looks like a Clinton or Trump voter.

Us guys could be next.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I fixed that problem in 1983.

Surprise sex....

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Otherwise called a "nocturnal emission".

Hmmm...born again and again

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

"A card for all occasions"....?

Shine on!!!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Finally... The Unique-horn mentioned in the Bible!

Are you one of them??

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

(double meaning) I'm single...so I don't often eat out.

Yes, it is too soon.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I think not.

???????

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Depends on whether or not he is bent over, picking vegetables.

That is true, or is it?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

When I get home, I'll ask me.

Dog gone it!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Literally laughed out loud....

Will this be in his new movie?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

WELL...he's dead. His next movie would be out of this world.

This guy needs a girth certificate!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I always say "fuck you, god." This guy is SERIOUS.

What to do when you cant find your wife/gf

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Damned straight!

Damn straight!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Or ruptured.

Lawn and Order

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

What's next? "We have gas to keep grass from touching your ass"?

You have been warned

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I have no need to ne nice, then.

This gave me a chuckle....

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I guess women have changed...since 1992. Wife is a 4 letter word.

Anyone? Lol

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Usually, about 2-3 weeks after you start WORKING.

That first date

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

It went over my head.

Islam chess.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I think that ANYTHING requiring intelligence, is prohibited in Islam.

Odds are about.. maddog 20/20

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Oh, yes. The Mad Dog, TJ Swan and Boones Farm...bring back memories of finding an "adult" that would get it for me at the liquor store.

I was smarter than the cop.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I still get intimidated by them. If I'm a smart ass...I'm likely to "pay" for it!

That makes sense.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I can't think of a Trojan Horse...without it having Bernie Sanders' FACE.

Truth about religion...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Unless you believe the Bible.... God killed over 2 million. Satan killed 10. Which is the demon?

Just pick 2 and say why.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

7 AND 8. Enough said.

I love Ian but ????

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I've no idea who he is...but I'm OLD.

Stay out of the pastures -- for your own safety.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Cow tippers deserve to be stepped on.

Only in Boston...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Only acceptable if you're an employee, drilling glory holes into the shower rooms.

Thought this would work well for a dating site.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

If nobody is allowed to get close, they can't hurt me again.

You don't need a weatherperson.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Works for ME.

Anyone you know?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

PERHAPS she has a conjoined twin?

He is Puzzled

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I heard THAT.

Or a Russian, oh wait, he already is.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

I don't support him. I'd still take him over Hillary.

I didn't know it counts as experience

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

We had a name for that. We don't use it anymore.

What??????

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Love it.

I Need One

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

LONG overdue. Going back to WORK, would be a vacation at this point....

Is it really that big of a deal?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Priceless...

Ooow oow that smell,can you smell that smell

KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Resembles ME in my Mormon Seminary class...while discussing Noah's Ark.

Baptism because a baby sinned before he's born. Is that even logical?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Yup...

Well I made it to level 7 in 20 days. Now lets see if I can get my T-shirt by Halloween?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Good luck! (I won't be winning any popularity contests)

Anyone else a single issue voter? NotMyPresident

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Facts don't lie. "They" have controlled our government for a very long time.

Anyone else a single issue voter? NotMyPresident

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Birds of a feather.... Vote 3rd party.

Summertime is a temp. issue.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Yup.

Need shipping?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

That's a bunch of ship.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Sounds like my first oral experience.

Choose one

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Definitely the dog.

Had to post it. It made me laugh too hard.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

But...watch OUT for round 2.

Just a question does poo run in your family?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Only on chili days.

Truth.......

KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Gee...ya THINK?

Praying for Africa

KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Too busy watching people masturbate?

Cover those man boobs.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I don't think I'd look good in that. (It makes his ass look big) He should have worn BLACK.

Ahahhahahhaha

KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Birds of a feather...

Thoughts and prayers.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:

My savior!

I....I....give up! All hope is gone.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Can't locate my "DaFuq" girl...so this will have to do!

Less you're packin' a Mini

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

PROOF that you can't wash your underwear together. If one leaves them ON...you wouldn't HAVE that problem.

Inconsiderate neighbor....

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

KNOCK, KNOCK... Who's there? A PECKER...

Mawnin everyone!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Mmmm...that's PASTY.

Now you tell me!!!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Have some Koala spit to help with cleansing.

??

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Larry Silverstein and G.H.W. Bush.

Another manic Monday

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

One too many Sloe Gins?

Monday = Punday...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Just for pun...

Hate When That Happens

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

For kicks...when in a public stall and someone else enters, I like to exclaim.. "CORN?...I don't remember eating any CORN"!

Don't blame me -- I voted for Jed.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

If Trump and Hillary are the "best they have to offer"...I'd prefer Mickey Mouse.

I hate to see a good kid go bad!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

It was crammed down his throat.

True love knows no borders.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

It's a trend...

At least its not just me....

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

WOW! 329 DAYS? Go about 700 MORE, to "catch up"...

Time keeps on ticking

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

4:20?

Scratch and sniff

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

WHOA NELLIE!

Happy humpday

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

BUT...your luck would have to be better than MINE.

Happy humpday

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Well....it COULD be TODAY....

Have a good day

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Myths are soooo cool!

Just do it with the whitie tighties

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

It got more attention at WalMart...in my T-back.

Behold...turn about is fair play

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Good luck with that.

Another taco Tuesday

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I hear ya!

Explain!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Because his parents were?

I don't know who did this but I love them.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Like...CNN is any better?

My wish list...

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I'd settle for 1 out of 5.

Another Snappy Answer

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Do they interrupt the meal to brush the crumbs from beneath your elbows, if you sit on the floor?

Isn't it obvious?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Yup...

Stop the circus! Remove the ringmaster. Retire the elephants.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

What is the difference? Both are shit.

Well shit, I don’t meet any of their criteria. I guess I’ll have to date women. ?‍♀️

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

18 to 92 Deaf, dumb, and blind will do.

Actually......

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

?

What a Predicament

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

That's no shit!

Hahahahhahaha

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

A marijuana farm?

Is the pope gay?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Only his alter boy knows for sure.

Another One Bites the Dust

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethyl".

Playing possum with the feds

KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Well...he couldn't outrun him in a 62 m.p.h. truck!

Just posting pics of men I find attractive. ;)

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Guess I should grow my beard again!

Ooo let's get creative & twisted.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

A six pack of Red Bull, Viagra and a box of condoms?

Ready, set, go!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

True, dat!