Baby daddy what?

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Cold! He ought to know that both thongs and formula cost money.

When the Dr appointment goes wrong

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The worst prostate exam I ever had the doctor had both hands on my hips during the exam! The jerk didn't even want to cuddle after.

The Count Says

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Sesame Street has taught us so much!

You're welcome

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

We can try to destroy the earth as much as we want and we will fail. The closest that we can come to that is making the earth completely unlivable for humans. Environmentalism is in all of our best interest.

Do humorless people KNOW that they are humorless??

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Generally they don't realize it.

Bring cash.

LEPeff comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I love it!

Microsoft Math

LEPeff comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I love it!

Oh yes you do

LEPeff comments on Apr 25, 2018:

We don't need no thought control

I would buy ice cream there

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Words to live by!

Eric getting around during the last big storm...

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Eric has a much nicer ass than I imagined!

That's a no from me, too...

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What is wrong with that girl?

It's the weekend!

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sure, what you got?

Yup. That's me.

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Watch your fucking language!

Movie Star Crush

LEPeff comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Helen Mirren. I even had a secret hope that she would be the next Doctor.

Cat and dog dialogue

LEPeff comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Kitty don't play!

Out on the town

LEPeff comments on Apr 28, 2018:

They're all wrong, but they are all going to lose their balls.

Have fun with the neighbors

LEPeff comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Brilliant!

Reading in the garden

LEPeff comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Smart kitty!

Oopsie Daisy

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

She smiling, she must like it.

Conservative radio host claims ‘All racists must be atheists’

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Bullshit! Read your bible, there are so many examples of hating others because of their differences was mandated by God in the bible. The story of Noah specifically justifies racism against dark skinned people.

Things that get bumped in the night

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Owwwwwwwwwww!

An understandable mistake.

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

We should charge you rent considering how much time you spend here!

Truth in advertising

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I think you will fit in with this group!

More sexually oblivious memes part 1

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

These are great!

When the milk is really rockin' it.

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Party like a rock star!

I think someone didn't get the theme right

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Life coaching?

Come on now. It isn't rocket science. It's not that hard

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Never gets old! Like a kid needing medical care in Britan.

That has to be udderly embarrassing

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

My favorite yearbook picture!

Who needs this first aid kit?

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

We should keep those near safe zones.

Allah, not. Odin, perhaps not as well.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Amon Amarth!

The existence of aliens is being discussed by the greatest minds that exist today.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

They might not have told him or he might not have read that far in the coloring book intelligence briefings they developed for him.

The existence of aliens is being discussed by the greatest minds that exist today.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

They might not have told him or he might not have read that far in the coloring book intelligence briefings they developed for him.

Oldie But Goodie -Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

That is great!

Surprise, surprise

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

True dat, but you probably could say that about husbands too.

Too bad you aren't going to sleep ever again.

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Reverend Jones, may I please have more cool aid?

Geez, jesus!

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Cults are more lucrative now, but he was obviously onto somthing.

Great Q&A with Karen and Jenna [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

I love Karen. Jenna, meh.

What does it look like?

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Arn't we all?

Morning people

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

My new mantra!

Medieval Christian Torture Devices

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Can you think of a better way to show god's love or the charity of the church?

Time for a little Atheist Pig...

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

I love the pig!

I like kitties

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

Think of what could become awesome!

I like kitties

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

Who the f-ck would farm spiders?

I can't help it..

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

I agree!

I would have totaly rocked the Middle Ages!

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

You know what you have to call me to stay out of the dungeon, right?

Don't underestimate the power of interpretative dance....

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

What's more important is how your mom described me after last night!

The shadow knows....

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

Foreshadowing?

Who doesn't love Bob Costas?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

And you have to prepare for it by wearing a silly had and drinking too many mint juleps.

Anyone else notice a pattern of blaming?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

I could not agree more!

Old joke but

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

At least you didn't take a train.

May The Force be with you...in bed.

LEPeff comments on May 7, 2018:

Punch it Chewie!

I guess libraries are pretty strict these days.

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

Even if it's done quietly?

I have a feeling no one will collect on this!

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

Go to jail or prison. That's where most people find him.

Who knew Kansas City was such a swinging town?

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

I would expect that kind of welcome if I were going to prison!

Alien Observations

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

This is not the place to start a search for intelligent life!

I'll never Know Who is a Good Boy

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

If you look deeply within yourself you will.

This made me LMAO

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

Known who my Dady was.

Gamers, this ones for you.

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

I thought that those two terms were incompatible.

Flew right past that one

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

We treat you like family, the Manson family.

Kookier crazy religion

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Great list of things that are banned. We should come up with one on things that you are required to do. That on will also be awful.

Do you care if you are remembered when you die?

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Not really. Once I'm gone I'm gone.

Remember you are the only one you can ever count on sageadvice

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

True dat!

How do the men here feel about having a relationship with ?

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

I've had relationships with older women and it's usually went pretty well.

I can see this happening.

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

He's to special to end it in a ford. He'd have to do it in a rollsroyce.

Warner Brothers Construction

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Was Darwin right? Proof in 3, 2, 1....

Good question...

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

That's the real reason he was crucified.

Yeah, stop with the judging!

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Green is a sexy color and you need to stop watching that tentacle shit. It's gross.

Sounds legit....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

I can't drink soda strait. I have to thin it with alcohol.

My daughter mocked my custom phone/GPS holder.

LEPeff comments on May 15, 2018:

When I was in the army we had a term for that. We called it field expedient. Great job!

Iceage - Pain Killer (feat. Sky Ferreira) - YouTube

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

https://youtu.be/UJ4Nel-aHZM This is more my speed

Do you have a specific movie, TV show, or commercial you quote from on a regular basis?

LEPeff comments on May 16, 2018:

Firefly

Harder harder

LEPeff comments on May 17, 2018:

It never gets old!

It's not okay....

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I agree completely!

They don't call them Jesus freaks for nothing

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I'm a dirty savior.

S&M Elmo date night

LEPeff comments on May 18, 2018:

I doubt that Elm is really afraid. He is used to having an arm pushed up to the elbow in his ass.

It’s hard not to be honest with people sometimes

LEPeff comments on May 19, 2018:

I'm the same way.

Highway to Hell..

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Don't even blink!

I'm thinking about it

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

I thought about it a lot!

Who knew? ..

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

I just hope they don't throw away the meat.

Uumm.... I'll wait

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

Considering its 2018, that could even be the ladie's room.

Good old fashioned advice

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

True!

The further adventures of Florida Man.

LEPeff comments on May 21, 2018:

Can you blame the gator for defending itself from sexual assault?

It's either a or a myth

LEPeff comments on May 23, 2018:

Thor is way cooler than Jesus!

Really smart people

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Nature red in tooth and claw.

This always bothered me

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

They aren't good a flying airplanes either.

Hmm I see a problem

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

They were also hella good swimmers.

My latest favorite meme about young earth creationists

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

Logical explanation!

Give me an O, shit.

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

And shit a dictionary.

Little helping hand nurse Ratchet

LEPeff comments on May 27, 2018:

This might be a British hospital, but I'm not a small child.

Time for BBQ and family gatherings

LEPeff comments on May 28, 2018:

Sounds delicious!

Dr.

LEPeff comments on May 28, 2018:

I like Ben, but Dr. Drew can go f himself!

Big Brother's got nuthin' on him!

LEPeff comments on May 28, 2018:

Who watches you every minute of every day. Creepy.

So, they must be experts...

LEPeff comments on May 28, 2018:

Makes sense to me!

Yeah, well, I'm tellin'!!!

LEPeff comments on May 29, 2018:

Is hell worse than spending eternity listening to this asshole?

Pretty much how my last relationship ended... Lol

LEPeff comments on May 29, 2018:

Insectra! Noooooo!

Who is your favorite doctor? Original and new? For me it's Hartnell (1) and Tennant (10).

LEPeff comments on May 29, 2018:

Tom Baker (4) and Matt Smith (11)

My Weiner is getting so

LEPeff comments on May 30, 2018:

Brilliant!

Crack is whack

LEPeff comments on May 30, 2018:

And then they get pissed when you try to make it with the guest of honor.

Let's try and be adults

LEPeff comments on May 31, 2018:

Great meme!

Adulting...

LEPeff comments on May 31, 2018:

True wisdom!