Give Me The Bird

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

You are right! Birds are delicious.

Scorpions-As Soon As The Good Times Roll [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Love at first bite! Great album.

Winter Wonderland

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Good joke.

Well, the cat is out the bag, it is official, I have a new fabulous relationship going.

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I think if I commit myself and try to speak to some ladies. I might be able to make them regret choosing to acknowledging my existence.

The battle of the sexes, no winners when we fight.

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

So what is the point. Maybe I care about my time. And Express myself appropriately.

Lovely sounds we all love

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Hell yeah! The crackling of a fire. And the sound of a cold beer being opened.

He's ba-a-ack!

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Someone is just a little upset.

Lazy - Deep Purple [youtube.com]

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Not old school,but good school.

A sexy pic of me wearing just a T-shirt..... You like?

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Do I see a bruise under the sunglasses? What did you to the poor bear?

Oh Karen...

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

"Are you eyeing me Karen!"

Inspired by Rudy's toilet / poop meme , and as much as I view all specialties as " flies " ...

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I suppose that is one way to look at it. Its wrong but you smile emojis kind make me think I am wrong.

Going through a drawer, I found this index card that my mother wrote on and gave to me last year.

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yeah, well police chase, and gun play ends that crap really fast.

Inhale ? exhale ?

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ahhh! Cute!

Does unhealthy food make you happy sometimes?

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I regret alot of things. But not food. Well except liver who the hell thought that should be food. Even with onions, Yuck!

four monkeys

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That is clever.

It's a whopper!

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I can tell you it's not a record. If it were a record you couldn't close the lid!

Car melting juice

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Was the car going warp speed.

Judas Priest - Angel Angel we will meet once more... Angel take me far away... [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Nice pull from the past!

Got your nose level....expert.

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Funny

Kramnik is unrecognizable at Tata Steel this year through 8 rounds he is in last place with only two...

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Maybe his is just sick.

Frida on the beach Oil on canvas.

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I like this. Kind of a play on the Scottish Terrier in a dream

999999999 - 000000007 [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The night in a club dancing on end.

Did you hear about the practitioner who lost license because he had sex with a patient .

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The twist at the end made the joke for me.

Stoned Disney Character

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh she feeling it. You can tell by the way hold it. "What is this stuff".

The Star Spangled Banner played in a minor key, sounds a bit Russian.? [good.is]

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Great post. Funny,scary, sad..

Lesson in grammar...

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ok thats a good one.

???? Here's Daisy Dukes .... The blonde version... Isn't she georgous?

Mokvon comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yup

The song U2 wrote as a tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. U2 - Pride [youtube.com]

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

"Early morning, April four Shot rings out in the Memphis sky Free at last, they took your life They could not take your pride"

Well folks, I went to my house in ferndale, NY for the weekend as usual and because of the ...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Stay safe and warm

This is a real obituary.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Damn!

Mungo Jerry!!!!! "In The Summertime" It's 1 degree here with a wind chill of -5.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Great song. Totally forgot about it. thanks for posting

Sometimes a girl doesn't want 10"...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Hey. I like that one.

His name is Ned.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Ok now that is a good one.

Back on my corset kick for a while...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I am not complaining.

being a man/woman

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Nothing has changed. Just thanks to the internet we see things unfold faster.

I'm always looking for new solutions! Alcohol is a solution, right?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I know we are ok being Atheist and agnostics but, now we are pretentious as well. Beer me!

It's just our little secret! Right?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Not intentionally. Just no one around.

It's 50/50 really. 😂

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Either way. Out of your misery.

A better Bird Box meme

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Wow. This meme came out quick Lol!

I hate that I'm the type of person who gets super motivated by getting points & moving up levels, so...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Like the ad says "just do it".

Large and lovely

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yes she is.

The thighs that bind...and can crack walnuts.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

"I been called a nut"!

Apparently lions and tigers have the green light.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That is tough. I was in San Francisco and all the hotels there were bear friendly.

O.K. not a meme but the caption said. ''Anyone seen my kid''

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

"Babe! My hemorrhoids seem to be growing and getting worse"!

Have y’all stepped outside this evening and taken a look at The Blood Moon?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I sat outside and watched the universe unfold before my eyes for 5 hours,It was glorious. So was the fifth of Tanqueray. Just made it better. I was cold too.

Kanye West - Runaway Can't stand this f××ker, but I love his music!! Arghh!! I've been on a ...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I like his music. But he is nuts.

Major life changes coming right up.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yay!

LMMFAO! ????

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Damn!

So is it weird to get turned on by sharing your partners with others?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yes. But if it works for you. Why should it matter.

Ever wonder why the cat lady down the street is single? Wonder no more.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Happy Valentine's

so, because of how my brain works, i'm watching "Ricky Gervais: Humanity", and i start remembering ...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I bought a shitty movie trying to get closer to someone at work. Wish I could get my money and time i spent watching it back.

Zoe is busy being destructive again.

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

My eldest baby has been peeing in my shower.

Knock knock

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Is this a bondage scenario.

Went to REO in concert tonight. The old dudes still got it! [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I bet they did. How was the crowd.

Hi my fellow introverts!?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Welcome to the thunder dome.

How did aging hit Who?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Funny

You do know.....

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

3 peckers.

Things I saw at work today: A man being carried like a bag of potatoes by 4 officers who was ...

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I got drunk. To each their own

I heard this from a Jewish comedian funny not mean. Did you ever hear a Jewish fairy tale?

Mokvon comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Ha!

Yes, ta-tas make everything better. :-)

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

She is pretty. She should be natural for me

A very young Myrna Loy. Damn...

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

What year.

Photos of 80’s memories mine! ?

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Parachute pants

Toni Basil played a prostitute in the '69 movie 'Easy Rider', during the acid scene in a New Orleans...

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Agreed

It's more like... OMFG!

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Burn!

I’m the words of Elliot from Mr.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

True words have never been spoken.

Donald Trump and his supporters show by their words and behavior that they lack the intelligence, ...

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I know a few attorneys that like Trump just for spite. Terrible but true.

Joan Jett: Do You Wanna Touch Me [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Yes I do!

Best of both worlds.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Lol. A brilliant guy.

Decisions , decisions

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Just throw me on the pile.

It's true.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Cute. I like it.

EDIT; There. That’s better! ?

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

You are very funny.

Has anyone else ever thought (maybe I should quit thinking) how it is easier to find the perfect pet...

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Hell yes. I over think everything.

Might be a tad outside the era we're focusing on: The Fabulous Thunderbirds.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

That is and awesome song nonetheless.

Elisabeth Giolito. Keep the rubber side down.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Why are you doing this to me,I love her.

Hey everyone, what are some of the best covers you’ve heard?

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Mexican radio remakehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ze-niAaSi0s=share authority zero

My new girlfriend... I wish... What's your wish?

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I wish I could stop drooling!

How often do you reach 'O' during sex? For me, about a little more than one time in three.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I read all of your responses multiple times and realize, I need a date.

Surprise! [twitter.com]

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

That was good.

Please welcome Gleevon to the group. We hope to see your first post soon.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Hello Gleevon

The Chemical Brothers - Wide Open feat.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Always a good group with great videos

Greetings from Vegas. You kids have fun.

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

The inclinators.

I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual .

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Could it be possible she was thanking you for the consideration of taking part? Not the potential act in and of themself? Hhhmm interesting just the same.

[agnostic.com] Again, no notifications?

Mokvon comments on Jan 20, 2019:

You have amazing taste. With expressing visual beauty.

The big reveal.

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Glad to see you are in good spirits!

Can anyone tell me why she gets any airtime at all?

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

She went and graduated from Uni Nevada in Vegas and we all know what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there.

Something fishy here...

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Nerd joke! Sweet.

Greetings from Vegas. You kids have fun.

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

You are in the New York, New York!

Wrench....

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Good joke. It can escape some.

Cow milk ???

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

"Ground beef"!

my hideaway, i keep falling asleep in

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Does it look familiar. Cool hideaway. I would be there too.

After my months of being at university, I went home to see my mother.

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Family is family you have to do what works for both. You might dislike yourself for the pain you feel you might have caused. But in the end she wants you to be safe and happy. I know this because all parents do. You got into university you are getting more education and making connections that you may have suspected but are now seeing more clearly. You need to make the choice you can live with. No one can fault you. Good luck.

Do we really need to forgive others to get resolution or can we simply let them go and move on?

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Nope. Just accept and move on.

Asia. - Only Time Will Tell.....one of my favourite bands. [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Do we all remember the 80's

I imagined this song as Punk version redo with another verse incorporating the phrase "death bed".

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Lol. That would be interesting to see.

Kim Wilde. - Kids In America [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Oh the 80's rears it head again.

Okay.

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Warning: A story from the E.R. make sure it is adjustable and of quality construction. Look at reviews. Had a guy get a strangulated testicles because he could not get it off.

Happy Birthday, Eddie

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Spoken the raven never more.

Lamb of God - Ruin [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Now that's the sh@!

The usual thing

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

This interview is somewhere on youtube I saw about 3 or 4 years ago.

My mother didn't think much of me.

Mokvon comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I would have charged you double you ugly SOB.