Jogging in size 17 shoes, filled with vaginal lube.
OMFG..."That thars funny...I don't care who ya are"????
I'll be having the sample plate, with one portion of shoes on gravel, one portion of crackling of file, two portions of cat purring, and a big giant portion of neck snapping. When you're ready, I'll provide a list of who's neck snappings I want to hear the sound of.
Shoes on gravel might not be pleasant if the son of the last guy whose neck you snapped is after you
put some thought into that one
If thats the case, you need to learn how to do a better job of your neck snapping duties. Once youve snapped em, they're not supposed to still be able to pursue you in any plausible fashion.
@dartagnan6666 It was his son...
Ah, the good old days. Sometimes I miss being in the Army.
I kind of miss the old burning women and children and raping villages myself. AC130.
@glennlab
I think I would prefer to rape the women, while burning the village.
@dartagnan6666 We didn't get that option, plus being at 2500 ft it would have been a push.
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