I am offering enlightenment

joeandbarb comments on Jun 16, 2022:

at least when she says "OH GOD" during orgasm she will be talking to her dildo

Buy two, get one free.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Supreme court justices in the next booth

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

joeandbarb comments on Sep 3, 2022:

all are just too amazing to pick a favorite

Chess. (2014)

joeandbarb comments on May 9, 2022:

its only amazing if the one person wins all the games. Putins playing five games and losing at all of them

DeSantis activates National Guard amid increase of migrant landings on Florida Keys

joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Desantos spent all the money on sending legitimate asylum seekers from Texas to Marthas vineyard for a photo op. Now he has to balance keeping the racist repubs happy with making sure the farmers(His doners) in Florida have slave labor

Password requirements…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 26, 2022:

and you need a new one in six months and it cant be one you have used before! ARRRRGGHH

The shift to impeach and remove is growing in strength with this. [news.yahoo.com]

joeandbarb comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Every day more and more shit comes out about the Russian asset that inhabits the white house. I suggest using Google news and comparing the coverage by Fox compared to every other news outlet. Once in a while a glimmer of truth comes out from a fox anchor only to be buried by the talking heads of their prime time shows and then in a couple of weeks the anchor will leave the show for reasons unknown while a talking head that espouses vile unfounded accusations will be back on air after a short" preplanned vacation"

[independent.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 16, 2020:

Stop checking the body's pulse and no more dead. Stop pregnancy by no more tests!

Chilli stories “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I have seen this before yet it never gets old. the descriptions from judge #3 are so awesome I need to remember some of them for my own use at a later date. Thanks for posting this classic Glen

.....hasn't been to my place for dinner, lately.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Time to fire up the old BBQ

There is a rumor going around

joeandbarb comments on Sep 10, 2022:

actually she spit him onto a blue dress then kept in her closet and didn't get it cleaned

Bwahahahaha!

joeandbarb comments on Jul 16, 2022:

go ahead and get the rest of them please

She spins it like she sees it…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Those of us who get this are showing our age..and I am Included in this number

Republican mothers!

joeandbarb comments on May 9, 2022:

Jeff Tiedrich posts some great stuff

Has anyone else had the pleasure of trying to be ethics police to a religious person while openly ...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 3, 2018:

I find it kind of fun to point out their inconsistencies then sit back and watch the convoluted ways they try to prove that their actions are justifiable.

Threw the last one in for fun

joeandbarb comments on Feb 26, 2022:

sounds like he has more than a piss tape on old orange asshole, maybe a video of him boning a little boy while Putin rails Melania,

Word to the wise. OK not really, but a putdown to the religious,

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Hes just worshiping in a different way. Church of the big titties. His favorite christmass song is now "Oh come all ye faithfull"

You know you are getting old when.....

joeandbarb comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Same here. The wife and I plan our shopping trips and the quickest routes so we can scuttle back home as quick as possible and avoid the masses of weird humanity( after all we do live in Florida)

Truer words were never spoken

joeandbarb comments on Jun 10, 2022:

a new pro tip for Masochists!!

There’s a theme to my memes…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Yet here you are! lol

I'm not talking to myself...

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2019:

If you have never patted the dashboard of your car and said " Good Boy" than your not my kind of people

If that is your choice in music, my condolences to your parole officer

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

or they know the exact amount of Sudafed you can buy CVS

It is clearly written here

joeandbarb comments on Jun 10, 2022:

the benefit packages that come with a job are getting much better than when I was working

Getting something pasta censors. The longer you look, the better it gets.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 13, 2023:

It took me a while but that just made it better when I finally saw it.

Totally unfair Xavier

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

foreplay is different in Pakistan

You ain't no quitter boy

joeandbarb comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Just think of it as an orgasm delay tactic

He can't evade all of them... can he?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

even if they don't get him its so obvious that his mental state is in such rapid decline that he will be a drooling vegetable by the time 2024 rolls around( me being hopeful

Tattoo ID Women tattooed in rural India to say whose wife she is.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

great subject for conversation but maybe not in a joke forum.

Kids will read anything, quench their thirst with books

joeandbarb comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I remember finding my dads playboy stash when I was five. Great memories

Looks very comfortable

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2023:

comfortable to sit on but how does it taste?

And we thought it was very good

joeandbarb comments on Jun 10, 2022:

tried to text my wife some fun sexy stuff, autocorrect changed it to "I want to eat your Possum!!"

So happy. 😎

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2023:

took me awhile

Go play with em.. I'm sure he won't mind.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

This is actually from the landover baptist church website. a great parody website written by a guy who was kicked out of Jerry Falwells "Liberty University" for asking too many questions. I had no idea it existed until I tried to look up the author

Wearing a black hair wig Patricia feels sexier, can that be?

joeandbarb comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I hope you have 911 on speed dial. That woman is going to give you a hart attack. But at least you are going to leave this planet with a smile on your face

Just wanted to say hello.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 3, 2018:

Hello to you too. You have some very beautiful pictures.

One of Trumpty Dumpty's toadies has been caught with her knickers down: [abc.net.au]

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2023:

looks like a potential fox anchor

Here's a true businessperson taking advantage of any break they can get.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2023:

a true marketing genius

What would your names be?

joeandbarb comments on Sep 10, 2022:

I will now be using the words "fart squirrel" in the future. thank you for this!

Coffee is undrinkable as far as I’m concerned…

joeandbarb comments on Jun 26, 2022:

I guess this means your not into dating...lol still its better than "ground up and in the freezer"

Guess that explains the 2nd coming

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

That explains his favorite song..Oh cum all ye faithful

Straight from the Internet.... 2018 is a Weird Year for Catholics.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 3, 2018:

I am going to have some fun with this one

A Royal Fuck

joeandbarb comments on Sep 6, 2022:

another short affair

Aw! Poor baby!

joeandbarb comments on Jun 26, 2022:

a day in the life of rush limbaugh

And, there you have it...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 12, 2022:

couldn't agree more!

A.

joeandbarb comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Or just tell her that the only way for you to finish is doggy style. Problem solved

Recipe help

joeandbarb comments on Apr 17, 2022:

you through in the shaft and balls for more buttery flavor?

Why men say they want "nothing" for Christmas.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Books are a great way to get out of your predicament. What are his hobby's? wood working? plenty of books on that. Not a handy guy? maybe something from the best sellers list. Humorous books are always a good choice. Personally any of Carl Hiaasen's books are fantastically funny.

Paranoia of this time: Is anyone watching how many Electoral College members are getting calls from...

joeandbarb comments on Dec 1, 2020:

At this point in the game with so much going for Biden anyone who tries anything sketchy will probably end up in jail after a couple of months of the Biden administration. Even high profile republicans are backing away slowly from the orange dumpster fire and the only ones hanging on are the ones who are so deeply invested in him that their careers are as good as done as soon as his is. All of the "Q-anon" believers have been let down because the predictions did not come true and they have to face the fact that they followed a false path. I do believe that we are going to see a snowball of justice roll down a big mountain and get bigger and bigger until trump, bar, and all their co-conspirators end up in prison.

This is more than a bit spooky! :-D

joeandbarb comments on May 27, 2022:

its time to worry when during the exam you feel both his hands on your shoulders!

Death rate lies! Tomorrow Floriduh begins reopening. [huffpost.com]

joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2020:

Desantis is nothing more than tRumps lap dog. Willing to do anything he says in order to stay in his good graces instead of taking care of the people in his state. Even in these days when fox news is starting(slowly ever so slowly) to question some of the administrations responses Desantis can't get his face close enough to his dear leaders asshole trying to produce the sound bite's and numbers that trump wants to hear. remember when the right wing was against Obama's health care plans because of supposedly made up "Death panels for grandma and grandpa". Now their main talking point is that they should be glad to die for the economy.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Bogo!!!!!!!! Or should it be blowgo?

Job goals!

joeandbarb comments on May 27, 2022:

his work is commiserate with his pay

Change your luck

joeandbarb comments on May 6, 2022:

I bet this would be a money maker at the Tucson gem and rock show each year!

It's now the party of the Keystone Cops.....

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

republicans, they will do anything except govern like they were hired to do. Remember when they talked about libs being triggered? who's getting triggered now bitch?!?!

Just some blathering about..

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

So if somehow you could cross the pig with the lion you might end up with an animal that can experience orgasm 25 hours a day( I know theres only 24)

Can we please discuss this?

joeandbarb comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Let me explain I said i wanted to play "WITH"the girls team not ON it

Bobo makes Boo Boo....

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

again? you mean at one time she was not?

Online Slave Trade. Very disturbing! [youtu.be]

joeandbarb comments on Dec 1, 2020:

it's sickening to know what we as humans are capable of doing. Obviously no matter how advanced we become we will always be willing do despicable things to each other.

Looks familiar.....

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

looks like breakfast to me

I wanted to complete the rhyme but....

joeandbarb comments on May 6, 2022:

the preferred dating site of the south

🤔I had to take a second look 😂🤣

joeandbarb comments on Jun 24, 2022:

thought her ass had a weird birthmark until I saw the glasses on the other head

I thought I had a few more seconds

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

As your muscles lock up and you cant speak

A little vintage Domme. The background decor is soooo erotic.😍😎

joeandbarb comments on Jun 24, 2022:

the proof of authentic vintage The shag carpeting

Mickey D's is big in the south!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

either that or maybe the small car is topping the big truck and showing off what the drivers are really thinking about

What would you do?

joeandbarb comments on Jul 2, 2020:

cut back on the edibles

So trying to liven up this group, share one of your sexual kinks, mine are my very sensitive ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2022:

dirty talk, the aural adds to the oral and makes the physical tremble and vibrate

Who is getting upset about cartoon candies having gender and being animated?

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

tucker just gets weirder every day. It's as if he is trying to get Fox to tell him stop it, but the audience keeps sucking it in and the advertisers keep paying

SuperBowl 2023 - Tarnished Event SuperBowl 2023 was marred by derogatory remarks by Greene and ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Bobert and MTG are just there for the social media clicks, Planning on how much money they will make as fox news personalities once they get voted out of office

My 2 new bikini tops arrived, I’m ready for summer! (Ugh, why can’t I figure out how to make ...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

spring is just around the corner Marcie! time for some new bikini pics please

Perhaps I need a new hobby.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Lost five dollars on the game but made ten dollars for the piercing job

Not sure where I was going with this group, but it looks like I'm done with it

joeandbarb comments on May 6, 2022:

From what I have seen it might take a little more than that at the walmarts in Florida

My present to you, all tied up and wrapped.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

just in time for my birthday!!! thanks.where can I pick her up?

We have our problems and they have theirs.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 1, 2022:

what do pizza delivery guys and gynecologists have in common? they both get to smell it but can't eat it

No one has ever over estimated the lack of mental midgets in the US.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 4, 2022:

odds are if you find where those people are it will be a red(republician) state

Poor widdle snowflakes!

joeandbarb comments on Jul 5, 2022:

I guess a holy shit sign over the church bathroom wouldn't go over very well then

Good observation. 😆

joeandbarb comments on Oct 22, 2022:

you thought wrong! love this one

A little historical humor

joeandbarb comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Now I know more about bugs bunny than I ever wanted to know

I think most of us know just how frustrating this can me. @silverotter11

joeandbarb comments on Apr 4, 2022:

tRumpspeak 101

Do you want to be friends?

joeandbarb comments on May 31, 2022:

The best friends talk shit to your face and defend you behind your back

[agnostic.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 12, 2022:

Ok I have some learning to do. What the heck is tin eye?

Funny - and not very funny at all.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 4, 2022:

they better do what damage they can because they have woken up a huge voting block and will be paying for it in November

I couldn't wait

joeandbarb comments on May 29, 2022:

I love helpful people

Yes, it’s scary!

joeandbarb comments on Jun 1, 2022:

republican Utopia

It’s all I can do to not ridicule!!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

great thoughts for conversation when they say we need god back in school. Thanks for this batch

I knew they were good for something.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Republician men vote for who they would like to fuck, I wouldn't mind getting naked with either of them but I wouldn't let either drive my car much less be part of running my country

I found this small ad. in Amateur international golfing monthly!

joeandbarb comments on Jun 6, 2020:

His next job will be janitor of cell block B

I don't think the therapist made a mistake

joeandbarb comments on May 31, 2022:

then Rick put on his MAGA hat and started yelling "What about her email"

I just can't get away from picking on Rafael. Nobody has complained yet.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Ted Cruze is the top of the slime heap

Masturbation makes you gay, at least according to the Mormon Church.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Time to test this theory.........................Nope still love women. Maybe I will make another test of this after a snack and a nap.

More than one idea in this quote from Robert Heinlein: ""Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, ...

joeandbarb comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Masturbation is the one time you can have sex with someone who truly loves you...Woody allen quote

I've got a new dump of memes

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Absolutely the best meme dump ever

Horsing around with AI

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2023:

be careful of what you ask for!

I've got the silver bullets ready

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Werewolf Jesus sounds like the name of a movie I would actually go see in the theater instead of waiting on netflicks

Daddy, pull my leash please. Sure thing sweetie.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Better take her out for a walk. she looks like shes getting ready to piss on the carpet

A few religious and a few good laughs

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Reading through these and enjoying the hypocrisy of belief systems then you get hit with the 69 today and start laughing uncontrollably. Where do you find all of these?

I feel like I have neglected been here last two weeks .

joeandbarb comments on Sep 20, 2022:

the one about Texas is too true

Naughty is in the eyes of the beholder

joeandbarb comments on May 8, 2022:

I bet she gets more dates with that than on dating sites

The Falwell memes today....good stuff

joeandbarb comments on Aug 27, 2020:

This is perfect

Time to give the racist a heart attack

joeandbarb comments on Sep 20, 2022:

I can hear heads exploding all over the country

Mondays! Amirite??

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

another bonus of being retired