There's a reason why Canadians have to stand on guard for thee - sneaky fucking Americans, that's why. 
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Being French -Canadian and American... I can confirm - we are sneaky bastards.
Better build a wall? Or put up a net maybe? Gofundme is very popular right now I hear.
RavenCT
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Dec 26, 2018
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Just plow the first 20 miles worth of snow down to the border and pile it up, the wall would still be 50' high by the time it starts snowing again next year, after that it would just be maintenance. 
@Surfpirate Flamethrowers > snow wall. 
Build a wall and have Trump for it.
Hey once upon a time we actually tried to conquer Quebec City. The general involved was Benedict Arnold. You sent him packing, as I recall.
mordant
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Dec 26, 2018
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Yes, yes we did. hahah
Benedict Arnold flip flopped on his orders because he was hoping to start an insurrection from within the majority Francophone population but his equal commander wanted to start a war. Neither was immediately successful but by 1812 the Americans had sacked Toronto (then York) and burned the Governor of Upper Canada's home, we retaliated by burning the White House and sacking Washington DC.
@Surfpirate That sounds like a blast! You guys up for doing it again for old time's sake? We could use another sacking in DC right about now
@Kafir In every instance where there has been conflict between our two nations, yours is the one that initiated the conflict. Why break up a tradition, for old time's sake?
The next time we'll just have to absorb the saner parts of your population into our country and let the remainder fight it out amongst themselves. If you've ever seen the movie Idiocracy then you have an idea of what sort of future I'm talking about.
@Surfpirate I categorize that movie as a documentary reenactment from the future.
Canadians say ''we won and burned down the White House'',Americans say ''We won and Dolley saved George Washington's picture'', and when Trump says Canada burned down the White House our P.M. says ''The Brits did it.'' U.S. invaded thinking the First Nations,French-Canadians,Irish,Scots and Canadians would welcome them as liberators and freedom givers.Sounds familiar, remember Iraq? They will welcome us (U.S.) as liberators. Cheers.
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