Honey badgers are fearless, aggressive little mammals. No one would have one as a pet.

It could refer to an AR-15 type pistol / rifle or be a euphemism for any weapon. It could also be a reference to a person or a video game.

If they have the gun, which I doubt, it's worth about $1,800.00. This doesn't seem to be a family with an expensive weapon. If they had it, they could sell it and buy a cheap car.

This is what happens when you close down most of the mental hospitals and there is nowhere to place dangerous mentally ill people for long term treatment. Waiting for a bed in the psych ward is pretty common here in the Seattle area based on my experience in my grad school internship (counseling psychology).

Got skunked in this context probably means he got drunk AND stoned before being apprehended.

Anyway, reason #52 to never have kids.

Wow. Yeah I'm never having kids.

A honey badger is a type of assault weapon...not sure what she is saying...it is just odd to me that people would publicly post stuff so personal