I suppose male Entitlement boys deserve hoot owls pecking out his eyes AND TESTICLES
Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are. That there is funny.
In my case it would be three unsheared sheep (I'm kinda "fluffy" ), but the principle still applies. Love the image! Thanks!
How I avoid dating: I wait for a woman to show some/any interest. They never do.
One suggestion that works for some dudes ... tell jokes that are so good that people are bent double screaming, laughing til their belly muscles ache. Of course, not all of us are comedians and so this is not feasible for all people. If you are eccentric, search for eccentric women. Eccentrics only date other eccentrics.
@SKH78 thank you. I'm already quite a witty and humorous guy. Apparently humor isn't sexy.
@BitFlipper If you are creative, then you find something else. Me, I search out friends who are cat lovers, who think outside the box, who are eccentric.
@SKH78 you mean think outside the litter box?
@TheoryNumber3 By Goddess, that's a good one!!!
@SKH78 this is all good, but perhaps you haven't had the experience where where nobody is interested. It doesn't matter the group or situation.
I've never heard anyone looking for a "fake" woman, so I'm not even sure what the opposite would mean. I don't even like the word "dating," let alone the act of doing so. I guess my owls are very visible...
I also do not like the word "dating" ... I want to be with someone who is a friend .... we can go for walks around the lakes or to art festivals. Does not HAVE to be an activity that costs money. My "owls" are very visible too. Sigh.
Maybe he's sick of dating little bo peep and other imagery fairy taled people lol
This is too funny. ...perfect birth control
Yep ... best birth control is to exhibit behaviors that repel people. LOL
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