Not long ago I reported on a plumber servicing the gas fire who wore underpants labelled "Turddays".
As I told him:
"Today's Friday! And you should change them daily.
If your bowels are regular then every day is a Turdday!"
I would have thought that a plumber at a gas fire would have worn underpants saying "Fartdays" as it seems so much more appropriate...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Fartday was the next day's pair.
@FrayedBear And here I would have guessed it was "Shitterday..."
@Lizard_of_Ahaz nah that's Wednesday in the normal English parlance!
@FrayedBear How about "Sharterday" then?
@Lizard_of_Ahaz that's the day the posers get drunk on white wine.
@FrayedBear And here I thought a "shart" was when you farted and shit yourself at the same time...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Probably the result of too much Chardonnay?
@FrayedBear More often too much beer and greasy foods...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz that as well but grebeeryday doesn't quite cut it. IMO.
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