Yoga pants? Where does the bible say yoga pants are verboten?
@BohoHeathen I don't read the book of Pilates often. I was in the Army, so I tend to gravitate to the book of Armaments.
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Amen
"yoga pants"?
@Captnron59 oh right. Now I remember. And I have hit the jackpot a few times and seen it cause a camel toe
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