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Well, I don’t know about you all, but I can check off several on that list ?‍♀️

BohoHeathen 8 June 16
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Yoga pants? Where does the bible say yoga pants are verboten?

@BohoHeathen I don't read the book of Pilates often. I was in the Army, so I tend to gravitate to the book of Armaments.

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Amen

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Choosing between Hell and eternity with these assholes is no real choice. I'm going to be uncomfortably hot.

LEPeff Level 8 June 16, 2018
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Sounds like a good time to me.

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Looks like hell's gonna be a lotta fun!

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That's my whole goddamned friends list. 😉

JimG Level 8 June 16, 2018
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Come On Joe, Be Fair!!

Coldo Level 8 June 16, 2018

Ha!

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I've got 4. Eternal damnation for me! Sounds like I'll be in good company. 🙂

StephC Level 7 June 16, 2018
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"yoga pants"?

Rudy1962 Level 9 June 16, 2018

@Captnron59 oh right. Now I remember. And I have hit the jackpot a few times and seen it cause a camel toe

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