If this represents the pool of people you have to choose from something is wrong. I would move, but I do not know where as I live in a pretty good place. For your own sanity do not lower your standards.
I would do the phone one. But with duct tape or magnets.
Have you no shame, Sir?
@Blindbird Not at all. Need my hands free for memes and bad tattoos.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyMe memes, no porn…
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Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by KilltheskyfairySuch a cheerful thought!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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