Reminds me of a funny story. Maybe about 18 mons ago a friend had to go to jail. They gave him an extention, but had to show up at the jail one day. Otherwise it was another charge. I watched his house for him, and he told me to come over the night before, and just stay there. The next morning I suggested he ate a couple cans of beans. He drank I think a 6 pack, and had two cans of beans. It turns out that didn't work in his favor. lol
Let's see, with the sleigh flying at x speed, & the emissions produced at y volume, the impact on Santa should be...