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5 second rule.

Tomfoolery33 9 Jan 11
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Except where I work. I work in a hospital and there is absolutely no 5 second rule. LOL it hits the floor it's a done deal!

Livinlife Level 9 Jan 11, 2019
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to narrate the story of my life. I'm sure he would drop a few, "dumb shit mother fucker" sentences! lol

ballou Level 8 Jan 11, 2019

Hahahahaha!!!

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Depends on wet or dry.

OldGoat43 Level 9 Jan 11, 2019

Absolutely.

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Dog: "Thanks"

glennlab Level 10 Jan 11, 2019

That's definitely the way it is at my house, lol.

Mine too, Ricky can dart in the doggie door from outside faster than I can pick up any food that falls on the floor. Of course he never leaves my side while I am cooking or eating.

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What actually happens...

KKGator Level 9 Jan 11, 2019

Face down would be faster.

I see king germ barking out orders, but I don't see a timekeeping germ counting it down, whats up with that? ?

@dartagnan6666 Don't ask me, I didn't draw the picture. Perhaps they all have internal stopwatches?

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