Can't even tell you how many times I have surreptitiously removed batteries
from the toys of small humans.
A few years back, one of their grandmothers gave them Easter cards that played
a song when they were opened.
It was all about Jesus having risen, and hallelujah. Little kids being little kids, they
played that shit constantly.
One day, when everyone was gone for the day, I found the flat battery in each card, by going through the side-seam with a razor blade.
After I got them out, I just resealed the seams, and no one was any the wiser for it.
I was sufficiently sympathetic when they lamented that the songs didn't play anymore.
Boo-fucking-hoo.
My younger son drove me crazy when he was learning to whistle. Unfortunately, there were no batteries to take out.
He must hate his brother in law. Lol
probably just returning the favor. gave a drum set to a friends kid. All during football season, the little fart would get between me and the TV then sqeal at the top of her lungs. Mom never corrected her and thought it was funny.
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