All us old duffers know that. Pigs are the best pets cuz when you get tired of them being smarter than you, they can be eaten.
Well technically you could eat the dog
@Rudy1962 Technically yes, and a horse and, I suppose a cat. But the butchering instructions are the most readily available. I guess you could eat a gold fish and a parakeet but have to eat several for a full meal, too much work for us old duffers.