This is a story I wrote in 2009, the year we had a lot of snow in the Boston area. I came up with it as I was shovelling out a 3 car driveway by myself and wondered who would be the perfect helper to give me a hand. There you have it. I hope you enjoy.

BF UNDER ARREST
As of January 2nd the day of the big snow storm I received an email from my pal. This note to follow will allow you to examine the content of said email. Give your own judgment to the veracity of the note. Thank you, The Author.
Email note: Hi my old Buddy, did you know that we have no idea where to put the snow. This is definitely Bigfoot weather. Did you know that when I was shoveling snow Bigfoot had seen me and asked me if I needed a hand. I told him that I did and he helped me to do the work. Wow, he took a shovel in each hand and had that three car driveway done in less than fifteen minutes. All I had to do was the walkway and three sets of steps. I was so appreciative of him and asked him how much he wanted me to pay him and he said 3 cans of salmon. So Bigfoot and I went to Stop & .... and they would not let him in, a man who worked there shouted at us and told him to leave. I said, don't worry buddy just wait in the truck.
When I got back to the truck I saw a ticket on my windshield and on the ticket it said that Bigfoot got arrested because he is illegal (and I was fined $75.00 for it.) So I went to the Police Station and the dispatcher told me that I could not bail out Bigfoot because he is illegal. I asked what they would do with him and they said that they would bus him up to his natural habitat in Vancouver Island British Columbia, Canada. After hearing that I asked if I could see him to give him his payment of salmon for the hard work he did for me, and they allowed me a brief visit. The moment I entered his cell I looked at him and he began to cry. I said, "Bigfoot my good buddy, there, there now... don't cry." "But why am I illegal" said he. I tried to explain. " My friend, there are many big, healthy important people...CEO's, Judges, Politicians, Doctors, Physicists, Teachers, Psychiatrist, Media Personalities, Mathematicians, Clergy, and many others... that just don't believe in you." He said "Oh?" After I recomposed myself I pressed on. "They are afraid of you and made laws against you. You'll be much happier on the West Coast." He said that he would miss me, and that he was looking forward to meeting the crew. I reassured him by mentioning that we (myself, Honky Tonk and Mr Bavoeaugh Whoegh) would visit him in Canada when all this blew over. He looked at me and smiled after I said that. Besides this part of the country isn't ready for you yet my big buddy. He looked at me very understandingly, then we said goodbye. I must admit I had a tear in my eye as I left the cell, but I took a quick deep breath and lifted my head up and walked out of there proud to have known that mighty man. I yelled out to him as I was leaving. " I love you Bigfoot, be a good boy and all will be fine, here and hereafter.