I was at a restaurant wherein I saw a sign that said, "Unsupervised children will be given an espresso and a free puppy." Ha!
I hate those signs....it would be so unfair to puppies.
They should say that unsupervised children will be put in the rattlesnake pit.
Love it. How about a sign that says control your child or take them outside, lf not we will spit in your food. They do it anyway when you piss them off.
The oddest thing happened at that very same restaurant. This kid was acting up, and the mother actually took him out!!! I couldn't believe it. When they returned, the kid was very well behaved and quiet.
@ArgosFriend You used to see that in the past quite alot. Sometimes l see people just ignore their unruly kids. Geez, we sound like our parents. LOL
@ArgosFriend In Japan, all a parent has to do to get a misbehaving child to straighten up is to tell them "People will think you are foolish." It's amazing to see it work. No American child would be that concerned with the opinion of others.
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