That is criminal. I had to join just to say that is NOT how sane parents do that. Gees.
And the site is glitching - this should have appeared under the post about poops.
So I'll tell you the poop story.
How 18 yo me - the youngest of 4 children got dragged into caring for my 2 yo nephew while his parents left the house together for the first time.
How he had a tantrum for two hours.
And then he proceeded to poop. I was a not a veteran of the diaper change - but I had wipes and I had diapers.
What I did NOT KNOW - is he'd been saving for a week at a time.
Rock meet hard place.
I'm still not sure any of what happened was based on the laws of physics that day. But I did get a really nice music box shaped like a dragon as compensation? (I was 18 - it might have actually helped?).
Still not sure I'm over that experience. Not sure I told his wife either.... chuckles maniacally.
Oy, I was really trying to forget about the first poop story!!! LoL your killing me here Raven ?
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