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Experts Say Trump’s Massive Debts Make Him a Serious Security Risk

If reelected, analysts say Donald Trump will be facing payment deadlines on $421 million of outstanding loan debt over the next four years, meaning the President will owe enormous sums of money to banks his government is responsible to regulate. Meanwhile, national security experts point out that Trump’s indebtedness to numerous foreign banks and entities, constitute a serious security risk by making him vulnerable to influence by foreign governments.

Gee, funny how someone is required to go through a much more rigorous background and credit check to get a job as a cashier, then they would to become President of the United States. Guess they just figure - if you’re running for political office, you’re probably crook anyway, so why even bother.

One thing’s for sure, Trump’s financial reputation is so tarnished, he really needs to find someone still willing to license that Trump name. He needs to find an industry where the name Trump still holds some real value - you know, like a sewage treatment plant. I can see the signs now - “Trump’s Garbage!” Now that - really has a ring to it.

Either that, or maybe he could pick up some extra cash, by brokering a deal selling Alaska back to the Russians. Hell, to sweeten the pot, maybe he could offer to throw in Sarah Palin - just for good measure. I mean, it isn’t like she’d know the difference, one way or another.

The bottom line is, Trump’s so damn broke, he may soon be forced to put poor Lindsey Graham up for adoption. In fact, while we’re at it, why not just put the Declaration of Independence up for sale on eBay? Who knows, maybe Prince Harry might be interested in buying it?

One thing’s for sure, he’d better do something pretty damn quick - otherwise, you’ll soon hear Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, and Tiffany singing “Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his fat, was his home, and when he died, all he left us was a loan.”

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Oct 24
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trumps garbage, that’s a good one🤣🤣🤣

Thank you

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Very funny and not.

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