So when I was a kid and forced to go the mormon church by my parents they were always telling the stories of the magic underwear saving peoples lives. Like the guy who fell in a vat of sulfuric acid and the only place he was burned is where his magic underwear didn't cover. Just one of the many fairy tales told to the flock. So the question is, why is it when I missionary gets killed doing his/her door to door sales they say "it was there time to go"? Why didn't their magic underwear save them??? Just a thought!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The one I heard was a guy who had molten copper spilled on him (someone who worked for the copper mining operation there on the west side of the valley). Thing is that non-Mormons who had similar accidents had something similar happen with their regular undershirts and shorts. It had something to do with the double layer of clothing or something.
RussRAB
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Aug 23, 2020
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I thought it was a car crash, not a vat of sulfuric acid. Sounds like it got more spectacular the more people told it.
UpsideDownAgain
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Aug 23, 2020
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I wondered as a very young girl, why that underwear didn't protect a devout woman in the branch from bowel cancer. I think I was around the age where I was just finding out what cancer was. She didn't survive.
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Aug 22, 2020
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Mormon big fish stories are so full of shit.
"the only place he was burned is where his magic underwear didn't cover." so basically everywhere important then?
LenHazell53
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Aug 22, 2020
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