So the other night I was sitting in the house and I heard a loud know at the door. I look at my watch and it is 20:40. My first thought is who would be knocking at the door that time of night? I think maybe a food delivery driver got the wrong house because I had not ordered anything. So I reluctantly open the door to a couple of mormon missionaries. Now I am irritated. I said what and the one pulled the other ones string to make him talk.
I asked them how global sales are and it went right over their heads. The puzzled look on their faces was priceless. I told them they have the wrong house and shut the door!
Really, door to door salemen out banging on people's door at that time of night??
Sad but they didn't save me from myself!!!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I had trouble from the Jehovah Witness crackpots knocking on my door. They did this once too often, The first time was an inconvenience, and they did not know. the second time was one time too many so I went about to remedy the situation.
I found an old goat skeleton and got its head complete with horns, mounted it on a board and added the following caption
COME UNTO ME MY CHILDREN OF YOD HE HO VE FOR I AM YOUR FATHER AND MASTER.
I have not seen them since which is very disappointing, as I had made up sample bags to hand out containing Satanist literature and trinkets.
vocaloldfart
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Feb 15, 2024
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More and more missionaries are ending their missions early, for reasons of mental health caused by the constant rejection, and the mistreatment of young men by their mission presidents.
The church is dying, and not a moment too soon
LenHazell53
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Feb 14, 2024
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CMan:
I fully agree! I wish it would dry up and die off TODAY!
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