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Here stand I, broken hearted
I paid a penny and only farted.
.......
Here stand I, with sodden rear
I thought that I was passing air.
Petter
Level 9
Nov 26, 2020
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1970's Navy version:
Here I sit all broken hearted
came to shit but only farted
then I remember when I took a chance
I tried to fart and shit in my pants.
I have always called that a whiz-bang.
Especially if the fart surprises me.
Willow_Wisp
Level 8
Nov 25, 2020
2
I never really related those things together.
EyesThatSmile
Level 8
Nov 25, 2020
2
That's because you take things while seated.
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