I just enjoy the adrenalin flow of manual brushing.
I don't want that damn thing anywhere near my face!
My ex left some things at my house. Anyone want to buy some slightly used dildos? Not guaranteed to be STD free. May need to be cleaned with bleach. Or napalm. No warranty.
Please don't get offended, but I'm going to take a hard pass!
@JazznBlues I don't blame you! I don't want the damn things. I think I know how to get rid of them. Xmas gifts!
@TheGreatShadow beats Halloween handouts!
@JazznBlues Sounds like a great way to get rid of trick-or-treaters! Possibly a law suite...
Save even more money by not buying the vibrator. A wasp in an old cigar tube works just as well.
When I lived in Phoenix, a girl did that right in front of everyone in our kitchen. I wasn't there when it happened. Fuck!
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