I do the same thing! But it is very frowned upon in church...
I have been kicked out of so many churches they may be looking for me before I enter
@zorialoki Wear a disguise. lol
Last time I was in church was about 10 years ago. Not for religious reasons, I got suckered into being a pall bearer for my moms aunt. I didn't even know she had one! I was hoping my boss wouldn't give me the day off... So, I was sitting in the front row. He had his stupid fish hat on. I tried like hell not to laugh. Then he was trying to get people to come to church. The more and more he talked, the harder and harder it was not to laugh.
@TheGreatShadow I just don't feel like wasting the time to try. The hat guy sounds hilarious, I probably would have busted a gut anyway.
@zorialoki Worst part was when I had to carry the casket. I couldn't stop snickering.
I understand about wasting time. There are better things to do on a SUnday morn. Sleeping in. Posting on here. Picking your nose. Watching paint dry. Getting a hot coffee enema. These are all more fun than going to church.
@TheGreatShadow I think I will pass on the hot coffee enema, thank you
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