Priceless! Similarly, I thought boners were suppose to point straight ahead. Thanks to the church I was around 12 before I found out that I didn't have a defective one that only wanted to point straight at the sky.
Unfortunately, Sex Ed, or lack thereof, in many schools, even supposedly public/secular ones!
It is a shame that in the 21st century we are still too prudish as a society to teach people about their own bodies.
Our Puritan origins & the Fundies now. Totally idiotic at any time!