If you have that big a "butt" you may be drinking too much wine!
My, isn't this the scatalogicial group? Well, let's clear something up: that size butt is the US measurement or two hogsheads. Abroad, they have bigger butts.
By the way, a hogshead is your basic barrel containing 63 gallons as opposed to a 55 gallon barrel of oil.
It does get worse. When it come to indelicate units of measure, there is also a shitload of whiskey. The weight and volume of actual shits vary but when it comes to whiskey, there's a standard.
Ooo I'll take butt load of that. Bottoms up!
You won't finish. Half of a butt of wine is a hogshead -- 63 gallons of wine. That is too heavy for me to pick up by my lonesome.
@WonderWartHog99 it's all a figure of speech, nothing logical here.
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